China has expanded the rollout of anal swabbing to test for COVID-19, saying these tests are more reliable. Also more invasive, and probably a lot more uncomfortable too.
For those in quarantine, China will use an anal swab to determine if the virus is still present. Chinese state media outlets introduced the new protocol in recent days, prompting widespread discussion and some outrage. Some Chinese doctors say the science is there though, and as the peasants, we should just accept the science.
Here’s the likely reason they are using these swabs instead:
Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative. -Washington Post
Why would they want so many positive tests? To keep the narrative going, of course.
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for many, it seemed a step too far in government intrusions after a year and counting of a dignity-eroding pandemic.
“Everyone involved will be so embarrassed,” one user in Guangdong province said on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, on Wednesday. In a Weibo poll, 80 percent of respondents said they “could not accept” the invasive method.
So now we know that anal swabs might finally be where the sheep draw the line.
Because of the invasive nature of these tests, they are only being used at quarantine centers…for now. If we have learned anything over the last year, it’s that the ruling class will push and they will be successful unless people wake up.
“If we add anal swab testing, it can raise our rate of identifying infected patients,” Li Tongzeng, an infectious-disease specialist at Beijing You’an Hospital, said on state-run broadcaster CCTV on Sunday. “But of course considering that collecting anal swabs is not as convenient as throat swabs, at the moment only key groups such as those in quarantine receive both.”
Officials have tightened restrictions in recent weeks, with tens of millions of people returned to lockdown in areas with isolated outbreaks, according to The Washington Post. As before, travelers arriving from overseas go straight into two weeks of hotel quarantine — but now the third week of home quarantine has been added, and the fourth week of daily reports to health officials.
This just keeps getting more and more crazy by the day.An anal swab for a respiratory illness? So,from now on if I have a rectal illness – they’ll check my lungs??
Thank you so much! I was waiting for you to cover this story.Let the great comments/puns begin!!!!,
At least buy us dinner first before you…
Now we know what the masks were really for – to avoid the smell of ?
An anal test? Geez, hopefully it all works out in the end.
I truly can’t believe any of this! Why,the idea of testing people’s buttocks is terrible.It’s assinine.
I will never consent to this! After all,it my anus,not Uranus!!!
When they are down there, ask them to pull your finger..
From the Grave, Hank Aaron asks, “Can I have a do over on that?” Fool me once,… end of story.
Makes you wonder how many of the masked sheep would willingly line up,er, I mean bend over for this??
Anyone stupid enough to this is just asking to be the butt of jokes!?
HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas!
Next!
My personal goal, which I’ve been successful so far, as well as everyone in my house, is to never get tested in the first place. So far so good.
Soon it’s going to be like dui checkpoints, but they’ll require you to get tested.
Let’s start exploring what defeats the test… Like old breathalizers, if you put a 1940’s or earlier penny in your mouth, it had enough copper in it, the test would read negative. So what can we use to purposefully defeat this ‘test’? Serious question.
I want to drink bleach with the bleach boys baby, in a world where midgets run for mayor. I want to drink bleach with a georgia peach. I want to drink bleach tonight. yeah!
You can trying putting the penny in, the other way, but the tests are still going to give a false positive.
From the looks of recent college commercials…
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…they will be administered by the usual quota cases.
So, you are counting on the witchhunt to slow down, before it corners you, imho.
HAHAHA! I think you sort of missed the point of the suggestion….
Like if you gargle with super blue and colloidal silver or something… I suppose if you’re in a pinch you could sniff and gargle actual diluted bleach for a moment, just enough to force amplification efforts to fail. What else would mask and encapsulate the biological material the amplification seeks to recognize?
For the up the keister test, that’s going to be a lot more difficult to defeat. Scream Rape! I don’t know… “No means No!” “No means No!” “No means No!”
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HAHAHA! I think you sort of missed the point of the suggestion….
Like if you gargle with super blue and colloidal silver or something… I suppose if you’re in a pinch you could sniff and gargle actual diluted bleach for a moment, just enough to force amplification efforts to fail. What else would mask and encapsulate the biological material the amplification seeks to recognize? Something more practical like olive oil enriched with spice or something? Chew coffee bean?
For the up the keister test, that’s going to be a lot more difficult to defeat. Scream Rape! I don’t know… “No means No!” “No means No!” “No means No!” (Said very very loudly)
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Sorry. Just a pic of a cartoon character.
You just know that the stocks of the swab companies absolutely soared on hearing about this!
Maybe this will be a new way for the powers that be to probe for signs of intelligent life.Based on the number of sheep wearing masks – the answer is a resounding NO!
Before checking back there,they should have the decency to ass first.
Will Fauci,Biden and the elite be getting swabbed on live TV to convince us that all of this is safe????
Anyone willing to submit to this particular test should make sure you eat lots of beans beforehand.?
Who’s shitty idea was this?
Yet another reason to stay far away from doctors,hospitals,etc,etc…
I think that kind of a close,intimate test would sorta defeat the whole purpose of social distancing?Wouldn’t it??
Stay away from your loved ones.Have no contact with your friends.Social distance. But putting your ass in my face for a “swabbing” is perfectly okay!!?Makes perfect sense?
Ass each day goes by, I hope more people realize how the elite are mocking and laughing at all of us.
Seriously though,imagine these psychos doing this to kids.We all know these perverts will stop at nothing.We must always be on high alert for this type of shit,as these evil bastards will stoop to even lower levels to humiliate us even more than they already have.Never Give In!!!?
Anyone coming at me trying to stick a swab up my ass had better be prepared to receive a boot up theirs!!
First,they wanna shove a swab up your nose until it almost hits your brain.Now,they wanna shove a swab in your ass to detect a “cold”/flu.?What’s wrong with this picture? ?
Whole thing is ridiculous.The odds of me ever agreeing to this type of a procedure are asstronomical ?
I had no idea covid got around back there also.I shouldn’t be surprised as it is the most potent virus in the history of the world.I’m sure if swab tests were performed on the fossils of ancient civilizations – remnants of phony 19 would be found in their butts as well.This thing is everywhere after all ?
No way would I ever show up for that kind of a test. As a matter of fact, I plan on having explosive diarrhea on that particular day???
This swab goes in your mouth and this swab goes in your mouth and this swab goes in your butt. Oh wait, that’s not right. This, no this, wait, no this one goes in your mouth and this, no wait this one goes in your ear and this one goes in your butt and this one goes in your mouth.
Confucius say….. you want anal swab with happy ending…$10 more.
What are they looking for, gold?
What are they looking for, gold.
I had to have elected procedure done last fall, so I didn’t have a choice if I wanted to corvid / wuhan test done, and it came back negative . But a ” anal ” wuhan test, you gotta be kidding.
These new method of “testing” for phony 19 is yet another indication that none of this is about our health – anything butt!!!!?
Hopefully,there will be no instances of forgetting which swab goes in which slot.One for the nose and one for the booty.Wouldn’t want to get those two mixed up – particularly after use?
An anal test. As if being masked up wasn’t humiliating enough??
I just pray that my butt does not cough out loud when the test is being performed – I wouldn’t want anyone to catch browny 19 ???
Can you imagine the possible conversations as you’re bending over during this test: “Hey,are you sure that’s the swab you inserted?” “I don’t know, it feels “different”?
I’ve always wondered the source of some of the Chinese seasonings??Yet another mystery solved.
Ewwwww. I’ll never eat Chinese food again. LMAO
This is despicable! I will never submit to this test and that’s my final answer! No ifs,ands,OR butts!!!!?
Biden’s only been in there a few days and already they’re coming for our rear ends. Seriously,who didn’t see this coming? Anyone?☺️
“Do I have a mask?” “Don’t worry about me.” “You’re the one that’s gonna need a mask and it better be a damn good one if you’re ?gonna work back there!”?
I wonder if this particular occupation(the swabber) is what would be described as a rear entry position?
Oh, yea. And a 2 minute video of a pair of gloves is supposed to convince me China is ‘doing anal swabs’?
Oh. Okay
I happen to have lived in Asia, and I talk with people around the world. They’re often VERY surprised when I tell them what their country is supposedly doing, because it’s almost always news to them! Like my friend in Russia who learned about their recent ‘terrible outbreak’ of the plague for which 30k vaxx does were being rushed to counter…..
1. An INFORMED Russian had never heard about this
2. There IS NO vaxx for plague. It’s antibiotics.
Unreal how gullible people are.
Will there be a mail in option for this test? I hope so. I’d love to send these psychos a great big pile of ? as a token of my appreciation for all they “doo” on our behalf!
Just imagine being the testing guy.How humiliating it would be coming home after looking at buttholes all day. Kids: “Daddy, how was your day?” Dad: “Never mind!””Go to your room!”?
Do the testers earn a commission or “brownie” points for every procedure performed??
Tester Qualifications:Good with people,loss of smell,and most importantly willing to start at the “bottom” ?
Grinning anal swab tester comes home and tells wife “Great news honey, I finally found my keys” “Butt,whatever you do – don’t ask me where”
hahaha
Hundreds line up on the street with their pants down.
hahaha
You think everyone is as creative as you are.
hahaha.
Coming to a country near you soon… They now literally want to f us in the a
As seriously important as phony 19 has been,it is very likely that the results of these tests will most definitely go down in the anals of history.
Calling in : “Um,no I don’t have an appointment for the anal swabbing,butt,is it okay if I just show up??
Me Chinese, me no play joke, Me spread ass cheeks and go poke poke poke. Ahhhhh, smells terrific.
Exactly how long(and thick) are the “swabs” used during these “exams”??I’m asking for a friend.?
Is this anal swab test really a thing? Dead ass??