Hacker Guccifer 2.0 Warns He Has “Info From Inside FEC: Democrats May Rig The Elections”

by | Nov 4, 2016 | Headline News | 100 comments

Do you LOVE America?



    Before the recent torrent of daily Podesta email dumps brought renewed attention to Wikileaks (and accusations Julian Assange was working with the Kremlin despite his recent denial, which ultimately cost him his internet access), the media’s attention was closely focused on the recently emerged hacker known as Guccifer 2.0, who claimed to be behind the hacking of the nearly 20,000 Democratic National Committee emails and other documents distributed over the summer by WikiLeaks, and who likewise was accused of cooperating with Russia.

    Earlier today, after a two week silence, Guccifer 2.0 reemerged, with a post on his blog, in which he alleges that he has information from inside the Federal Election Commission, according to which “democrats may rig the elections.” He then adds “this may be possible because of the software installed in the FEC networks by the large IT companies.”


    I’d like to warn you that the Democrats may rig the elections on November 8. This may be possible because of the software installed in the FEC networks by the large IT companies.

    As I’ve already said, their software is of poor quality, with many holes and vulnerabilities.

    I have registered in the FEC electronic system as an independent election observer; so I will monitor that the elections are held honestly.

    I also call on other hackers to join me, monitor the elections from inside and inform the U.S. society about the facts of electoral fraud.

    It is unclear what FEC information the hacker was in possession of, or was referring to, and how he intends to observe the elections. A recent video by Bev Harris of BlackBoxVoting provided a real-time demo of the GEMS vote-fraud system, “fraction magic,” an election theft mechanism with context and explanation. There is much more detail on the BlackBoxVoting website.

    The demonstration below used a real voting system and real vote databases and takes place in seconds across multiple jurisdictions. Over 5000 subcontractors and middlemen have the access to perform this for any or all clients. It can give contract signing authority to whoever the user chooses. All political power can be converted to  the hands of a few anonymous subcontractors. It’s a product. It’s scaleable. It learns its environment and can adjust to any political environment, any demographic. It runs silently, invisibly, and can produce plausible results that really pass for the real thing.

    It is possible that this is the process that Guccifer is referring to, although we are merely speculating. We are confident he will provide more detail shortly.

    While we wait, watch the following video explaining how elections can be (and perhaps are) rigged.


    It Took 22 Years to Get to This Point

    Gold has been the right asset with which to save your funds in this millennium that began 23 years ago.

    Free Exclusive Report
    The inevitable Breakout – The two w’s

      Related Articles


      Join the conversation!

      It’s 100% free and your personal information will never be sold or shared online.


      1. You got it put it out.
        Don’t tell me what you show me what you./

        Get it to the Authorities!!!!!

        • Hey Sgt,

          • he must be driving and texting

            • Hahahaha

              • he’s on the bottle again. too much champaigne celebrating the wikileaks info that’s about to put killary in the graybar motel.

                • The Sarge only meant that “if he has some information (the Hacker) then SHARE IT! (“pull it out” meaning ‘share it’).

                  Lesson Over

        • what of the “authorities” have big bosses in on all the corruption, Epstein island, treason with Uranium One, insider trading (noone in congress ever punished) are IN ON THE CORRUPTION?

          Then the only recourse ‘we the people’ have is take to the streets and protest. Then THE REDCOATS (badges) do as they ALWAYS have. PROTECT THE ESTABLISHMENT (THE CROWN AT THE BASE) SAME AS 1776.

          Badges are Redcoats!

          • It’s okay. They all bleed.

        • Get it to the Authorities!?????

          The fuckers are the protectors of the criminal regime in DC. From the military to the police officers. In my book anyone who protects the criminal regime is a criminal and must be dealt with as the enemy.

        • Comments are Not being posted on this site.
          Comments here are sensored. You must “stay on message.”


          Real Information being blocked.
          You are being redirected to ??
          Fed Honey pot?

          Real Time communications being blocked.

          The Fat Man likes cheese cake.
          Looks like Rain on the horizon.
          Umbrella is a good choice.
          Water collected today grows flowers tomorrow.
          Blue goose Flies away.
          Road Trips make good Friends fun.
          Big Bopper likes Side A.
          Mo Town makes the Day Better.

          False Flag or Chaos is always used by Communist and Tyrants.
          Rigged Elections will Not Stand or be Accepted.

          Impeach. Arrest.

          … — …

          • Fox News reports that Epstein served time in prison for “solicitation and procurement of minors for prostitution. He allegedly had a team of traffickers who procured girls as young as 12 to service his friends on ‘Orgy Island,’ an estate on Epstein’s 72-acre island, called Little St. James, in the U.S. Virgin Islands.” http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/13/flight-logs-show-bill-clinton-flew-on-sex-offenders-jet-much-more-than-previously-known.html
            Some Internet sites, the credibility of which is unknown to me, have linked Hillary to these flights. http://truepundit.com/breaking-bombshell-nypd-blows-whistle-on-new-hillary-emails-money-laundering-sex-crimes-with-children-child-exploitation-pay-to-play-perjury/

            • It is a truth that Hillary has her very own little 14yr old on that island, and it’s sad she may never see her again isn’t it?


              OUR LEADERS? Well, they make claim to be but we now find out none of them intend to do a thing for America except fuck it up.

              Finally the days are arriving that will allow us to reconfigure their entire “web of sinister-living and lies”, and retake both our country and Freedom back, just as was “framed” to be at the beginning.

              Can we win? We must because we cannot afford to lose this one folks, as our offspring would be powerless and forever enslaved. I’ll fight PAST death if that’s what it takes to prevent such a horror…

          • “Comments are Not being posted on this site.
            Comments here are sensored. You must “stay on message.””

            you mean like this censored message, dweeb?
            Try getting back on yer meds, dude…

            • vocalpatriot, hey there! You must come here a lot yet not post all that often huh? Wonder what’s with the “comments are censored” dude, as none have ever been censored, but perhaps changed a tad to be more readable or understandable.

              You ready for “the big one”? News agencies are playing it down …so far. It will gain as the weekend gets shorter and Monday grows closer …if we even get to Monday.

        • Sarg,
          The problem is that the Authorities are the problem. The government never turns itself in for violations of the law. They spend all of their time catering to the criminal political element that can put money and power into their hands.

          WE are just the chickens in the coup. Ready to be plucked when they feel the time is right.

          LOOK OUT. Here comes lunch.

        • Sgt.,
          Did you catch the Breitbart article
          It speaks of NYPD ready to arrest multiple people on evidence found on Weiner’s laptop. Apparently there is evidence is several government officials involved in pediphilia. The evidence is disgusting.

          The US justice dept. is ordering NYPD to stand down and not make arrests? Perhaps just not before elections. There may be congressman involved in this filth, and they are being protected.

          Thought you’d appreciate this story more than others. It’s a real life police drama intertwined with national politics, a presidential election just days away, and even international forces.

          They’re going to make movies about this for decades.

          • What is frightening is that somewhere around half the population actually supports this FRAUD. Staggering.

            This includes my neighbor (big leftist), the wife who is on disability, but goes jogging most days for a mile or two, and who, I see at the gym whenever I can make time to get there after work.

            • omg. I was “somewhat’ aware that there was a higher average of “pedos” in government positions (all levels), yet I had no clue it is as rampant as what has been revealed.

              No wonder “the sex-slave trade” has appeared in America, and of course these sick fucks have SUPERIOR LEO protection.

              I think much more is coming out of this than a book. Hell on Earth comes to mind…

              Test: is on 100% disability yet goes to the gym daily? It may be due to a mental disability, otherwise shoot’em. I do well to get down the hill to the mailbox and back. 🙂 (using the car)! lol…

        • This article is BS. The elections in America are run on the County level not the Federal level.

          The county reports the results to the states who then forward them to the FEDS.

          You can’t changed the results at the federal level because they had already been reported.

          That is why Department of Homeland Security wanted to nationalize elections so they all fall under the FEDS, that way it would be easier to fraud the election.

          • Hmmm…. so the Feds can never lean on the counties? Particularly when they are willingly complicit????

          • John Stiner; I wish you were 100% right on that, but yet there are “ways” to go about changing “what is being reported” as it is incoming, and it’s at that point the cheating is employed.

            Also, who’s to say they are reporting all the votes “supplied to be tallied?”

            The feds have and can “rig” anything. Just saying…

            You are prolly correct about DHS and their proposals though, as it would “give them the power” to select each president (as I doubt after THIS election that following Elections are going to be conducted far, far differently. (Just as our Federal Government is going to change. Far, far smaller and powerless exactly as The Constitution reads.

        • So he thinks the dumocraps will rig the election…duh! really? not the dumocraps…lol…waddayoyo! They rigged every election since bubba the pervert!!!

      2. Badges ARE Redcoats. work for the SAME ESTABLISHMENT!!

        REDCOATS protect them!! Americans just dont get it yet. The Gold Fringe on court room flags, Police Departments are FOR PROFIT CORPORATIONS!

        The Crown still rules us all thru corps, judges, courts, etc. which are ALL protected by redcoats!

        Sure, back in the 1700’s the redcoats were “just following orders” and “its not their fault”, and “they’re just trying to make a living”. AND they did arrest day to day criminals.

        WHY? they were the enforcement arm of the Oppressive establishment. WHICH is the SAME NOW as 1776. Same “private shareholders” behind the banks, etc.

        • Semper Fortis, You are right on the money, and it is good to see more people are starting to figure it all out. But we have a very long way to go to educate enough people to make a difference. Yes, we are right back where we started, it seems, or maybe worse, don’t know at this point. What I do know is most people don’t have a clue and don’t want one. They are happy with their lot in life and when you start talking about this not being our lawful government, they start fearing they are going to loose their games and soft lifestyles and thus turn a deaf ear to what you are trying to teach them.

          Most people will have to come very close to loosing it all before they start to listen, I’m afraid, but by which time it will be too late. What most people don’t understand is they have already lost it all, it just hasn’t come crashing down yet. The way this system is designed, is to run on the illusion that what we have,(our monetary system) is real, that we have real money, but we don’t, we have a fiat money system, based on the amount of interest collected on the fiat money. At some point these systems eat themselves because you reach a point where you can’t “print” enough fiat money to stay ahead of the interest debt. At some point, and most people who pay attention realize, this is all going to fold in on itself and that time is fast approching.

          Also, when you throw in the fact that this is not our lawful government, they loose it, it is just too much for them to understand, they have been taught that they just have to go to work and do as they are told and everything will be alright.

          Wake up people, we are running out of time.

          Mr. Charlie out.

          • Mr. Charlie; At this time in America you do not think that the majority of the people are fed up and thoroughly pissed off with The Powers That Be and their endless bullshit (that only serves to pull America deeper into the ‘pit’).

            It’s isn’t needful to make EVERYONE aware of what most can’t comprehend to begin with. My point is that we now have MORE THAN ENOUGH personnel to bring America back (and oust the damned foreigners that are seated in our highest positions of power).

            Obviously, we do not want a criminal/murderer as President, and it appears Hillary has indeed buried herself. If they cheat and declare her the winner, we’ll be turned upside down by those who have had enough of Democratic ‘games, lies and deceits.’ War. If Trump wins, probably the same will happen, yet to a lesser degree (since Trump supporters would go “for the throat” of Democrats and just take out DC “brick-by-brick” until all of it has been “cleaned thoroughly.”

            And on top of all that is the purposeful and added confusion of a probable attack the day before the Elections, which could easily allow the president to delay/postpone the Elections and then call for Martial Law (Bush signed into law, and others, several ways a president can “lock up” The USA using Martial Law and other forms of control (none of which a president should have, but Congress).

            In brief, with Hillary going down, and with a threat of attack “any moment”, it’s most likely Obama will suspend The Elections (never intending to have another one ever), and will set about the ruination of America – – or the things he wishes to do but hasn’t yet had time to put into effect. The more time he is given, the greater will be his impact upon us …so time is “of the essence” and isn’t exactly on our side right now.

            PAY ATTENTION no matter where you are…

      3. The time to rise up is now!
        These lying shills in D.C. care only about their greedy agenda and what “we the people” deserve to have, based on their “generosity”. Has AMERICA become the land of leaches, moochers and stay at home immigrants/citizens while the rest of us break our backs only for higher taxes and astronomical insurance premiums? The dam will burst soon enough – funny money will only last so long.

        • The problem with most American working class is they have become ” Intaxication”.
          The translation is Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

          • and the gov had it invested and are making interest off it

            interest you don’t get

      4. You will be typing along on your little keyboard … pounding out your interpretation of the Gettysburg Address and (((BAM))) >> BSoD

        ht tps://www.army.mil/article/174290/army_launches_rapid_capabilities_office

        ROFLMAO lolololololol

        Hey wait just a gosh dern Minuteman… Is that my tater gun?
        Cause it looks almost identical.


        Not ROFLMAO _Not lol

      5. The time for this bullshit is overdue.I do hope someone dumps it all,either NYPD/Wiki/Anon,really do not care who but get it all out in the open.The net drops anytime soon you know that is what happened and net was blocked/shutdown,game on and act accordingly,best of luck to us all,and remember,fight like hell!

        • I hear ya brotha!

        • There’s so much that’s already been dumped and look where it’s gotten to. It is not even legal for her to be running and look where she is. They , tptb, will stop at nothing and they’re not even trying to be discreet anymore. Trump averages close to 6000 people at his rallies and Clinton averages just under 600. And the race is supposedly barely in her favor? I don’t think so. It’s so twisted, it’s no wonder why people are claiming this thing is rigged.
          Stay quiet Be smart

        • Warchild, you can’t be suggesting that just about ALL OF IT has or will be spilled into the people’s laps are ya?

          Seems to me that more than ample evidence has been released. Enough to throw large wrenches into every gear someone is trying to keep turning.

          It appears the general idea is to derail the Election or (at least) delay it (which is a war unto itself). Republicans/preppers are NOT going to stand for any part of such an attempt on Obamas part (though he truly DOES have the political ‘pull’ to engage Martial Law (Bush signed that much into law years ago).

          So, I stand corrected as I’ve been stating the president can’t do it. Well, he CAN declare Martial Law …yet it is NOT “constitutional” and in this case, we have a POTUS that is out to “can” America, so why in God’s name would we remotely consider following any damned “rules & regulations” that he may put out, in his favor (not ours).

          Seems no matter how you slice it, you’ll end up with law from the barrel of a gun. (Some things never change, and that’s one of them). We have a 100% corrupted and non-American government to get the hell out of all federal and several STATE offices, the sooner the better.

          I’m hoping that most of the lone wolves (Sheepdogs) out there will quickly run into a “buddy” they can trust, then another, and then another until it quickly builds into another very coordinated effort, as there are already “teams” ready to carry out the things I’ve been yakking on. Oath Keepers are “at the ready” 3%’ers are “at the ready” (How many un-named and unknown groups might there be in nigh-near every small town across America that ‘big government’ has made an impression upon yet)?

          I’m just saying that TPTB imho, have underestimated The Power of The People, ignorantly ignored the numbers of weapons and ammo that has disappeared from the shelves in every state (and our local store has about 14% of their full inventory in stock, right now. (That’s amazing and “tells a big story” too).

          A GOOD thing would be to discover that they have forces within our borders, such as they have threatened us recently with (yet not saying they were already here), then it is very unlikely we’ll have to deal with nukes (perhaps dirty-bombs, but not full-blown thermo-nuclear warheads …yet anyway). It would also give us time to collect the “bigger armaments” (feel free to hit every damned Armory there is). If you have a retiree Military Card (in places like where we live), I have little doubt I would be able to leave the armory with some serious hardware – perhaps not right now, yet right after something “let’s loose” …then they’ll be handing out tanks to those who can run them). 🙂

          If you find an 18.3mm (all camo with laser and NV Leupold with red reticles), it’s mine and please return it. SAS was just restocked with a few since they are facing even more opposition than we will be once everything gets rolling (World War is where this is all headed, purposely in hopes of instilling a One World Order (with lots of slaves, and 90% of our present population (globally), killed off and planted.

          That’s just WRONG! Okay …time’s up for me. Back to work on the last of what might be loose ends. Who’s to know at this late date?

      6. where in hell have you been for 50 years, all elections are rigged

      7. It must have been that Guccifer that saved Netanyahu’s azz

        ht tp://www.newsneck.com/israeli-paper-claims-paranoid-netanyahu-feared-us-super-software-was-rigging-votes-on-election-day/

        • Remember Saddam Husein, who used to get 99.5% of the vote for re-election. No vote rigging there eh…

          -WWTI… NO INTEL Posted, until Moderation Martial Law is lifted. For now you can only speak from 8am to 5 pm CST. and in the free speech zone cage way down the street far from the action..

      8. Unfortunately, I think that the “takers” finally outnumber the “doers” in this nation. Takers are a dependent ilk, that must depend on their “gracious” govt to feed, clothe, and medicate them. We can only hope and pray that they are too busy to step away from their xbox, bong, and/or syringe, to go vote. Absolutely pathetic what has become of this nation. We are surrounded by oxygen thieves.

        • NXTPREPPER: Funny you say that about oxygen, because there’s a very ancient ‘saying’ that is still ‘making the circles’:

          Q: Why is a J*w’s nose so big?
          A: The air is free.

      9. Hard to tell was is real or what is Matrix anymore. Hell for all you know I could’ve been this articles author.

      10. Fraction Magic

        Not another article about the rigged election! But, this one has video of guys removing and replacing.

        It also explains in simple language that the method uses actual results but puts in decimals and turns votes into money, then rounds them off so 100,000 votes becomes $1,000.00 or 1,000 votes. Simple “fraction magic”

        Kinda like “fractional banking”


      11. PO,perhaps you are the author,or,perhaps you are just another creation in my cleverly designed software!

        • LOL….”The Shadow”, he know!

      12. Maybe Guccifer can un hack the DNC hacks?

      13. Fractional Magic

        Turn votes into money then round off

        100,000 votes = $1,000.00 = 1,000 votes


        Now, is this coming out to give TPTB an opportunity
        to “postpone” elections until changes can be made?

        Then we get embroiled in conflicts along the Russian border
        Something from outer space knocks out the grid

        Marshal Law is implemented for humanitarian purposes
        Thank goodness for government to save us.

        What would we have done without them. Another
        Nobel Peace Prize is in order.


        • No, none of the things happening are due to “corruption”, but a totally unforeseen “set of events” that may have been preplanned to offset what The Clinton Machine would (knowingly) first do in order to ensure Hillary didn’t get buried in her own shit.

          I do believe they pulled off fooling her and The Elitists into hitting the ‘trip-wire’, and now they’re are bald-faced exposed and out into the open – – and we have guns, many, many guns.

          As the tides turn, Trump is actually bragging he no longer needs a thing to “bring down the house” and cause a landslide in his favor – – since Hillary has been effectively trashed, and even our federal government’s PEDOPHILES are being exposed in this one …so brace for impact as neither side is about to take it lying down, and it appears blood and death are going to be among the “convincers” in use to win votes via terrorism or whatever it is going to take (in THEIR minds that is).

          Our minds are filled with far different thoughts and preparations. I dare say many of us may well be better prepared than the ones they are sending in on “the first wave” (which is likely to be the largest).

          Realistically speaking, it doesn’t matter BEANS if there was to be an Election taking place or not. Being infiltrated and attacked doesn’t require us to be distracted, hell, most everyone is distracted 100% and only know texting and walking or sexting and walking on shakey knees after a day of it I should think? Obama isn’t about to not take advantage of an excellent opportunity, so we can rest assured something or many events will unfurl, by Monday, that may well cause The Election to be postponed until further notice, and I was wrong in that the POTUS CAN impose martial law (under the laws that both he and Bush wrote into EO’s that were never reported on …setting things up for later “EOs” is what all of it has been since prior to 9/11 (old-hat now to most, I hope).

          9/11 should immediately tell all Americans how far our federal government is willing to go against AMERICANS to see their private agendas and frauds through, no matter the price to the nation (Bush should be in prison, and all of his Administration as well), all of the ABC Agencies are in need of disbanding and simply NOT replacing. They are expensive sources of “citizen control” and need NOT be replaced.

          What is about to unfold (it is being said), will be historical and will make 9/11 pale by comparison, so we first ask is this terrorism, or is it incoming terrorism about to be unloosed for the first time “in full-brute-force” with oodles more ground and air support than we are remotely prepared for, so indeed this will be a shock (even to military bases, who are not being “jacked up” to the DefCon they WOULD be (under any other POTUS).

          Overnight Europe ran into many rumors of changes, none of them exactly exciting news nor good, which has them seeking any forms of weapons they can create, yet are they going to go running into those tent-cities killing men-women-children and animals (which is not far off from what would be needed to rid themselves of immigrants cast upon them by the actions of many nations, ours included thanks to The U.N. (now if only Obama can illegally ratify that latest treaty he’s thinking he’ll have the power to “starve the guns” off our bodies. Sorry, Mr. President …Country Boy Can Survive!

          Cause you can’t starve us out and you can’t make us run. Cause we’re them old boys raised on shotguns.
          We can skin a buck, we can run a trot-line, and a Country Boy can survive. – Hank Jr. (those were MY “good ole days”, when he was ramming roads with Willie and Waylon with none of their bus-ass-ends touching the ground, but high and floating ‘oddly’. 🙂 There’s a report that Willie has started his own Pot Growing ‘something’ in Colorado, or maybe has his own brand. The article was on a torn page in a mag so that’s all I know about it, or care for that matter.

      14. Well folks,tis Friday and a lot going on in the news.

        That said,have mentioned all week wanted to load a post full of jokes on Friday to remember our fallen brother Eppe,he will be missed.So,put a Eppe classic up or one of your personal favorites and lets get a huge page of humor,I’ll start with this one Eppe posted a few years back,doing from best of memory.

        A young man wants to be a Texas Ranger,he applies,goes through training successfully and told,you pass the bosses approval you are in.

        He goes into bosses office,told to take a seat which he does.

        The boss says,”So son,you want to be a ranger?”
        The recruit says”Yes Sir”

        The boss then puts a 1911 on the table and says:
        “Son,I want you to shoot 4 progressive liberals,
        Three illegals,
        Two meth dealers,
        And a rabbit”.

        The young recruit thinks for a minute and says:
        “Why the rabbit?”

        The boss smiles and says:
        “Son,that is the attitude we are looking for,when can you start?!”

        We are going to miss you Eppe,see ya’s in the next life,Warchild

        • Q: you have three criminals and only two bullets
          1. A repeat pedofile
          2. A mass murderer
          3. An attorney
          What do you do ???

          A: SHOOT the attorney twice.

          __. Happy Thanksgiving !!

          • Get all three, this way:

            Bullet #1 -> A repeat pedophile -> An attorney <- A mass murderer <- Bullet #2

        • Knock Knock

          Who’s there?

          Gonna miss

          Gonna miss Who?

          Gonna miss Eppe

          • I guess I’ve missed something……….

            What happened to Eppe?

            • Eppe passed away last week

              His service was last Sunday.

              Today we honor his memory in eppe like fashion with a joke of his or one of your own.

        • What’s a mile long and has an IQ of 40?

          A blonde parade.

          • Comment ID#3201242 Auguat 9, 2014 at 2:43pm

            eppe says:

            The Horseback Riding Blond

            A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immadiately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blond begins to slide from the saddle.

            In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the horse’s side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

            Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blond attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.

            As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune…. Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

            And you thought all they did was say Hello.

            • Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

              When the leader would hollar “GET DOWN” they would all jump up and start “jiving their asses around going “Oh yeah, shit yeah”.

        • One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
          the road-side eating grass.

          Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

          He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”

          “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat

          “Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer

          “But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under
          that tree.”

          “Bring them along,” the lawyer replied.

          Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us,also.”
          second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and
          children with me!“Bring them all as well,” the lawyer answered.

          They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as
          the limousine.
          Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,”Sir,
          you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. ”

          The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass
          almost a foot high.”

        • Knock Knock. Who’s there? Bison! Bison who? Bison girl scout cookies!

          Not political, but it’s the best I could do in Eppe’s honor! We will miss him!

        • An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, “George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

          George replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it. When I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I’m done, poof! the light goes off.”

          “Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George’s wife. “Ethel,” he says, “George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof! the light goes off?”

          “No, dear God!” Ethel exclaims. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

      15. I pray for the brave real humans in the FBI, NYPD, and other agencies now carrying out a “counter coup” against these Globalist fascist demonic psychopaths who hijacked our government and want our children, they will need the sword of truth and the shield of faith to take on these Fallen Angel psychopaths, these demons have been at this a very, very, very long time.

      16. Nice…but, unfortunately – it appears the joke may be on us Tuesday. Damned Washington cartel seems to be in full “screw the people mode”. Crying damn shame what we have become. Hopefully, the “takers” won’t have the time to step away from their xbox, price is right, or bong long enough to go vote.

        • I resent the fact you call ppl like me a taker. I’m very sick I did not ask for this illness I don’t have x box or watch TV much. I can barely hobble around some dats cant move.
          Your takers are the rich who aviod paying taxes. Not someone like me sick as a dog living on Ramen noodles and bologna. I’m 2 percent of the budget ,and as far as someone on disability jogging lol I can barely walk but that person may have mental disabilities you don’t know of don’t assume.
          Your takers are not sick ppl your takers are corporate welfare kings like Wal mart .
          be angry at the right ppl. Have a blessed week and pray for all of us Tuesday.

        • I find that what everyone is doing in remembrance of OUR Eppe is reflective of the quality of the folks who are regulars here, (showing loving-to-professional respects), and it speaks of the prepper’s highly!

          It is most befitting and I just really, really like it, and I’m sure Eppe does too. 🙂
          NXTPREPPER: They’ll be no jokes allowed on ANY ‘wise’ this coming Tuesday, unless it gets fired up prior to then (Lord knows everything is certainly “staged and at the ready”, out of the ‘clear blue’ from Comey’s Announcement to where we are now in a matter of no time at all. Why? To coincide with Election Day.

          I have the same trepidations about Monday as does anyone, yet Tuesday will “unloose a force” no matter the winner, and everything has been “rigged” for exactly THAT TO HAPPEN!

          Please listen and consider that if we were to “act as we would like” and incite a war, then we will be handing this nation to Obama on a silver platter.

          For the POTUS to be able to declare Martial Law would enable him to get an even stronger grip than he already has. We can only expect the Capital’s LEOs and those who protect Obama to JUST THAT, yet it is a possibility that our police will surprise him and Hillary with “cuffs and other jewelry” (maybe matching outfits as well)! At this point, nothing would surprise me. However, I’ll be pleasantly surprised if absolutely nothing becomes of the next few days, and we be given a clear road to do this on OUR terms, and not the ones they have “set before us” …as is it a “Trap” of sorts, and we don’t need to get caught up in it right now. Just law low and stay that way or you’ll be planted in short order.

          Our time will come soon enough.

      17. When it hit, I e-mailed it to Sean Hannity……

      18. Oh man. What happened to Eppe?

        • Harry, Eppe passed away last week. His daughter posted a couple of updates to the web site.

          Sad news.

          • Please disregard my question as to what happened to Eppe….

            Sorry to hear this.

        • We lost him to a heart attack Roscoe Rules’…

        • WWTI killed him.

      19. How come sharks don’t eat lawyers?

        Professional Courtesy .

      20. The S&P 500 is in its longest losing streak since 1980. That was the year Reagan won in a landslide.

      21. if there is not a clear victory in the election, if there is evidence of tampering, just dont accept the results. If 40 million people decide to reject something there is nothing the government can do about 40 million people.

        • soulson: You have said it best of all those saying essentially the same, with varying intentions (and priorities of course). Gee, if we use real numbers, then let’s see, NRA has several million active members, and the gun association another listed several million. Add to that about half of living combat veterans still well able to fight (and there is at least one sixty-year-old guy fighting on the front lines against ISIS, retired Marine I think and he’s ISIS’s worst nightmare). Okay, speaking of veterans we’d find at least 35 million of them not only trained, but trained, in excellent shape and already “chomping at the bit” to get going. Add all of the folks who now carrying everything from .22LR pistols to AR-15 .308’s and you could gather up at least 1 million willing souls to stand up against The Powers That Be, just the same, it would be a bloodbath by their choice imho, because there are millions and millions “riding” on the overall outcome of the success of the taking over of America by Muslims via Global Elitists and other unwanteds. (Did ya read where Obama pardoned another 100 or prisoners a day or two ago? They’ll have tails and be back in prison inside of a week at best).

          Does anyone have numbers when it comes to the “story” that there are a great many coming across our borders before the election is completed? All we find is “small-talk” and there must be some coverage somewhere right? Our news professionals need to have their asses kicked soundly.

      22. Is there ANY Doubt that this Selection; er; Election WASN’T going to be rigged 137 Ways To Sunday.? It WILL be the Fraudulent Election in American History. Bar None. The thing the torques me up though; is that TPTB are so Blatant about it. Its like someone pissing on your back; while at the same time telling you not to worry about it; because its only raining.

      23. First I have no doubt that this system is being manipulated as shown in the Fractions video.
        But if anonymous is so prowess in their Kung Foo, then hack the fuckers and delete or mod the code that allows them to manipulate it.

        Lots of BS showing up about Pedophilia and treasonous exposure to Foreign entities of the documents Clinton and crew let out. Yet we know nothing! I say release the fucking pictures NOW. I say arrest these criminals NOW.
        Not even Obama will pardon a pedophile.. or will he? He is to fucking worried about his pitiful legacy.

        Release the CRACKEN!

      24. spit shining my ammo………..

      25. On Tuesday another Presidential election cycle will come to an end. . Can’t be over soon enough. Not to worry though if you enjoy this shitshow, we will do it again in four years! I wonder who will run.. They’ll have to be lacking any kind of integrity, honor, and no one that would be considered to be of upstanding moral character. It will be an interesting thing to behold what presidential elections look like 20 yrs from now. I’ll bet they’re throwing shit at each other on the debate night at that point. Hell, maybe even shooting at each other.

      26. Why was the Muslim caressing the goat?

        No, you Islamophobe, he wasn’t into bestiality.

        He was at the petting zoo to celebrate

        his wife’s tenth birthday.


        Didn’t know Mike Epps but I’ll drink one in
        his memory.


        “We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.”

        Orson Welles


        • Cheers, ‘clink’

      27. Jim,don’t spend too much time on that.Things keep going in direction it seems we are now that brass will soon be dirty and the bullets all deformed and bloody with bits of bone ect.

        Just maybe this ship turns around and things with some hard work head in a good direction,at that point break out the Mothers and buffing wheel!

      28. HEAVEN OR HELL

        While walking down the street one day,a corrupt senator was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

        “Welcome to heaven” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see,so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

        “No problem, just let me in,” says the senator.

        “Well I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where you want to spend eternity.”

        “Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the senator.

        “I’m sorry,but we have our rules.”

        And with that St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and goes down,down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a club house and standing in front are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

        Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him,shake his hand,and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They played a friendly game of golf and then dined lobster,caviar and the finest champagne.

        Also present is the Devil,who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

        They are all having such a good time that before the senator realizes it,it is time to go.Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

        The elevator goes up,up,up and the door reopens in heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him,”Now it’s time to visit heaven..”

        So,24 hours passed with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud,playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it,the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

        “Well then,you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”
        The Senator reflects for a moment,then he answers:”Well,I would never had said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

        So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,down,down to hell…Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends,dressed in rags,picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The Devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

        “I don’t understand “stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club house, we ate lobster and caviar,drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?

        The Devil smiles at him and says “Yesterday we were campaigning… Today, you voted…”

        VOTE WISELY NOVEMBER 8th ,2016

        EPPE R.I.P.

      29. May I make one more tribute to eppe, one that maybe he had no idea he would help make.

        As long as I have been visiting and commenting on this site, we have discussed a myriad of topics, with a wide range of comments.

        One thing I’ve never seen discussed, that I am aware of. No article from Mac or any of his guest writers. That of loosing in death a beloved member of a survival group.

        We’ve seen commenters start posting with this on line forum and leave, never to return. BeInformed comes to mind.

        Others wonder in and stay for awhile and then leave. RiverRat. NorthernReb.

        Others come and go and return for a bit and then leave again. SouthernGal. SmokinOakie. SixPack.

        Others have been commenting faithfully. They stay, no matter what. Trying to make a difference with their wisdom. KYMom. DurangoKidd. NetRanger. HCKS. (even more)

        Others try to get a survival group started out in the real world. Wanting to bring together the best that they see here and out there. Sgt. Dale

        Some make family their survival group. BraveHeart1776

        Some are the lone wolf, denning up somewhere. Waiting. Watching.

        Still others lurk. Keeping their thoughts to themselves but gleaning what they need from conversations here.

        Eppe was one of those who joined with us. He shared the best of himself with us. He stayed until he died, leaving a big hole in this on line survival community. He made his contributions to the site as a whole, as well as in the lives of the individuals who visited SHTFplan.

        Now he’s gone.

        If this were a real world survival group, living through a real EOTWAWKI event, we would all have to deal with our loss. Within ourselves as well as within the group as a whole.

        How’d we do when we lost one of our own? How will you handle it in the real world? It will test the strength of the leader of your group. If you’re that leader, now might be a good time to discuss with your group how you want to handle the death of a member. For we will surely have to face it head on when it happens.

        Just like eppe to give us another deep thought to think about.

      30. Eppe contributed this anecdote on May 28, 2014:

        Sounds like our ‘world’ leaders…..*

        An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her
        and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a
        conversation with your fellow passenger.”
        The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
        stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”
        “Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist, “How about why there is no GOD, or
        no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
        “OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a
        question first.
        A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff–grass. Yet a deer excretes
        little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but
        a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
        The atheist, visible surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it
        and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.”
        To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why
        there is no GOD, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
        death, when you don’t know shit?”
        And then she went back to reading her book.

        Rest in Peace, Eppe. And save us some room up there!

        • A Muslim Family Moves To Ireland
          8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
          “What’s your name?”, asked the teacher.
          “Mohammad,” he replied.
          “You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be
          known as Mike”.
          Mohammad returned home after school.
          “How was your day, Mohammad?”, his mother asked.
          “My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
          “Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
          your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!”
          And his mother beat the shit out of him.
          Then she called his father, who
          beat the shit out of him again.
          The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his
          fresh bruises.
          “What happened to you, Mike?”, she asked.
          “Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking

      31. Boro,excellent!I forgot that one!

        Grandee we all deal with loss,when in a grid down/wheels up situation you lose a group member the first thing you do is survive,thus,while mourning the loss you review what needs to be done and new jobs folks must do to pick up the slack,i.e. keep the pack alive.As time permits you can have a service,party in remembrance whatever works for you and your group.

        In the last few years lost 8 friends and me dad,all different situations ect.,during that time I built a coffin and a urn for freinds services/got very angry/put the bottle down or would be friend #9 who died from “self medication”.

        The thing I really learned is,tis ok to be mad/sad/what have you,but pick up your fucking sword and fight!

      32. Rip eppe. You will be missed.

      33. Here’s to Eppe(lifting a beer)!

        • Here’s to you Eppe!

      34. I don’t know for sure but I think that Hitlery will be the next POTUS, George Soros said in an interview, “Hillary will be the next President, the fix is in and can’t be stopped” I’m not sure about any of you but it looks like there may be a Civil war, Military Martial law, or out and out revolution any one care to guess the outcome? The msm already says Hillary has enough electoral college votes to win, Hell I thought that wouldn’t be known till Nov, 8th. or 9th. or are they just speculating or hoping!

      35. A Muslim Family Moves To Ireland
        8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
        “What’s your name?”, asked the teacher.
        “Mohammad,” he replied.
        “You’re in Ireland now,” replied the teacher, “So from now on you will be
        known as Mike”.
        Mohammad returned home after school.
        “How was your day, Mohammad?”, his mother asked.
        “My name is not Mohammad. I’m in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
        “Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
        your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!”
        And his mother beat the shit out of him.
        Then she called his father, who
        beat the shit out of him again.
        The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his
        fresh bruises.
        “What happened to you, Mike?”, she asked.
        “Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking

      36. Please understand, you fascist elite – and let me help you, since you apparently are not quite as sharp as you think you are (that’s the problem with hubris, isn’t it)”


        Nor the president of at least half the population. Get it?

        Didn’t think so. Neither did all kinds of other tyrants until too late.

        You also need to realize that even after almost 3/4 of a century, the USSR still could not efface the fact that if something is a lie, and/or doesn’t work, all the media and education co-opting in the world can’t change reality.

        Two quotes from 2,000 years ago for you idiots (please, do NOT take this as an insult. I simply mean that you elite are actually and truly both evil and literally s-t-u-p-i-d):

        “You can drive nature out with a pitchfork, she will nevertheless come back.” Horace (65 – 8 BC). Or as we might say today, “reality bites.” Be careful of your backsides.

        “Already long ago, from when we sold our vote to no man, the People have abdicated our duties; for the People who once upon a time handed out military command, high civil office, legions — everything, now restrains itself and anxiously hopes for just two things: bread and circuses” – Juvenal – c 100 A.D

      37. Rest In Peace Now Brother Eppe.

        ht tps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jXrmAKBBTUt

      38. Obama dies and goes to hell. The Devil says to him, we are full at the moment and someone is going to have to return to life to find room for you. Obama says show me. The Devil takes him into a room where Bill Clinton, who has proceeded him in death is receiving an air start from Monica L. Obama says, cool, I can do this. “Devil says, OK Monica, you’re out of here!

      39. Don’t know if it is the web site or my computer but it is too much trouble to post. Oh well, most of the people who’s info I enjoyed reading have left and now even died.

      40. Fuck you. Where was the document dump that was supposed to “change everything”?

      41. I’m truly scared and think bible prophecy is unfolding before our eyes. We have no choice for a leader. My concious will only allow me to vote 3rd party and pray.
        I’m sick and I am scared that things will decline rapidly
        ppl like me who require life saving meds will be S o L
        I pray for all of us next week.
        I pray for our great country.
        For the poor and un prepared I’m a little prepared but as far as my medicines no. Can’t afford more to stock.
        Lord help us please be with this land next week and get us through this horrible time.
        Lying media. Lying candidates.
        We can only trust in God.

        • You vote 3rd party, you are throwing away your vote and its the same as voting for the baby killing, lying, murdering, traitor hillary!!

      42. Thank you Mac and SHTFplan for giving up a thread or two to honor eppe.

        eppe said~ on August 3, 2014 at 10:56am

        Thanks, to all here, today I turn 55, makes one wonder where the time flys, and to watch kids grow, you think how did I make it to this point of time?

        Thank you Mac, for having a place to go and read up on a multitude of subjects, vent, postulate, and even bicker between each other…

        Remember we are here for each other, hug your wife, kids, parents, etc…..

      43. Damn Grandee,you are a hell of a post researcher,nice find!On posts thru the weekend let any regulars know about this one to add a joke/line ect.I am going to print this page and put it in me supplies,things go very south will be a reminder of better days!

        Mac,thanks for showing a scourge here the door,which it seems he chose to leave through!


        This is quite stunning. It really proves that there never was an election at all.

      45. for eppe

        Psalms 116:15
        Precious in the sight of the LORD is the death of his saints.

      Commenting Policy:

      Some comments on this web site are automatically moderated through our Spam protection systems. Please be patient if your comment isn’t immediately available. We’re not trying to censor you, the system just wants to make sure you’re not a robot posting random spam.

      This website thrives because of its community. While we support lively debates and understand that people get excited, frustrated or angry at times, we ask that the conversation remain civil. Racism, to include any religious affiliation, will not be tolerated on this site, including the disparagement of people in the comments section.