Caught Live On C-Span: Congressman Picks His Ear Wax… And Eats It

by | May 15, 2014 | Headline News | 99 comments

Congressman Joe Garcia may have a tough go convincing voters he’s the man for the job during this year’s re-election campaign.

A live video of the Democratic Party’s distinguished gentleman from Florida’s 26th Congressional District happened to catch the freshman Representative picking the wax out of his ear. After a few moments Garcia can be seen eating said wax for a snack.

Can you say political suicide?

The video has been circulated around the internet, most notably by the National Republican Congressional Committee.

Dessert anyone?

Update: Rep. Joe Garcia (D-FL) has provided a short response to the video:

“My mom always told me to keep my fingers out of my mouth, and now I know why.”


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    1. Anonymous

      That is just Naaaassty!

      • admin

        It’s a great source of protein! 🙂

        • The Stig's American Cousin

          Tissue paper?


          Save a tree, eat the ear wax.

          Use that excuse, and he’ll get reelected with 90% of the vote because he cares about the environment.

          Sheesh, it’ll probably happen.

          No sarcasm, it probably will.

          • admin

            I expected, at the very least, a denial…

            But it looks like Joe is gonna own this one:

            Update: Rep. Joe Garcia (D-FL) has provided a short response to the video:

            “My mom always told me to keep my fingers out of my mouth, and now I know why.”

            • Defiant

              So that’s why politicians are deaf …..

              they’re also full of ….. Well,,, lets

              say, extremely constipated.

              • Rodster

                Gummy Bears

                • Be informed

                  I am not even going to go there, this is sickening.

                  Instead I would like EVERYONE to see this video, “Color footage of atomic bomb test in Nevada, and soldiers being exposed to lethal radiation”:


                  Everyone that has time to see this should realize that this is what the U.S. government did to people in uniform, knowing full well what radiation does. This was back 50 or more years ago when the government was not nearly as evil. Sacrificing good soldiers. Other countries maybe as bad of course, but it shows just how wicked this government can be. Now just imagine what the government could do towards anyone of us. And how easy it would be to trash the Constitution. Beast government.

              • yourmotherwaswrong

                The American people actually vote for people like this to “rule” them.

                “In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve.”

                Earwax and all.

                • The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

                  I don’t vote and I don’t recognize their “right” to rule me. I am proud to not participate in the charade that gives them the appearance of legitimacy.

                  If I agree with a law then I obey it. If I don’t then I ignore it as best as I can or find a way around it. Jackshafts like that moron do not determine what I can and cannot do with my life or labor.

              • laura m.

                You got that right; voting is a farce, why participate in a corrupt system? My elders told me that decades ago and it’s no different today.

            • Be informed

              @ Mac. No matter how utterly disgusting this and gags anyone to think of, still a picture of that orgress feinsteinless is still worse to look at.

        • Nia

          Too bad it isn’t a great source of brain stimulant..God knows the majority of them “elected” officials need it!!

          “We must pass the bill before we read it!!” Uhh~~ YEAH!! That sounds like a GREAT idea!! WTF did I not THINK of that???

        • no justice

          I don’t comment here often, but this is a subject that doesn’t interest me in the least. All politicians are booger eaters, why discuss it?

          • laura m.

            no justice & Nia: And they have manure for brains.

        • Stan522

          It’s dirt…..!

          What a sick bastard…..

        • mr_bellows

          Protein HA HA – too funny

      • FuckingPissed

        We can safely surmise that he eats his boogers too.

        • Hammerun

          I once had a dream, Pelosi was speaking at a podium and she stuck her finger in her nose retrieving a honking booger and ate it!

          • slingshot

            A severe case of “Recycled Intelligence”.

          • MXLord327

            She picked a 3 pound booger and her head caved in!

      • Ken

        I can’t even watch.

      • Mountain Trekker

        It seems one never knows whats going on behind your back. Trekker Out.

      • Mamma D

        Yes it is….eeeeewwwwwww!

      • Brane Frees

        Would you like fries with that wax sir?

    2. Pissed Off Granny

      Same old story at SHTF. On the eve of the ‘American Spring’ Mac comes out with this bullshit story.

      Seems where patriots are trying to get something done about our feral government….. Mac is always late to the party.

      • Warchild Dammit

        Every day is American spring in this country,why we prepare!

      • Night Breaker

        Seems like there is a total news blackout on it also.
        Weather is supposed to be horrible tomorrow 3″ of rain expected with thunderstorms.
        Not the best for a protest weather.
        Hope enough show up that it cannot be ignored.
        Something has to be done to express our discontent with this feral administration and circumvent the MSM blocking of the news .

        More power to them , by the look of things we are smarter than the guy above in the video .
        That was WAY GROSS!

        Semper Fi 8541

        • Da Yooper

          Ba HAhahahaha

          I have 2 inch’s of global warming that has fallen in the last hour & it is still snowing.

          Where is al Ga-whore I want to talk to him about that global warming ?

          • slingshot

            Hope you have plenty of ear war stored.

            • Da Yooper


              the Dem-O-Crap ear wax eater is

              a moron

              & needs to step down because he is too stupid & gross to represent civilized people

              • The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

                He doesn’t represent a civilized people. At least half of his constituents are just as clueless and ignorant as him.

      • Gonetoolong

        I don’t mind an occasional light-hearted story such as this. All else is serious doom and gloom (not that doom and gloom is not warranted). This is one gross SOB. I am sure we will soon get the story on the USDA seeking to purchase submachine guns. That should satisfy PO’ed granny.

        • admin

          Just trying to have a little fun here and there is all… 🙂

          • nopittypartyhere

            just reinforces my idea that we are dealing with a bunch of 4-year olds in Congress

          • PA farmer

            Mac, Thanks for the bathroom break,,some of us get it..

          • Mountain Trekker

            Mac, I bet he’s a Jew.

      • Grafique

        And yet – here you are on Mac’s website, commenting on the article he posted.
        I notice nobody’s interviewing/quoting YOU.

        • Pissed Off Granny

          Hardly the point, Grafique.

          • Grafique

            As I see it, the point is that you come here – for whatever reason – to a website where you’re a visitor, criticizing the content.
            How hard is it to be polite and ignore the parts you don’t like? Must you subject everyone to your rude words?
            You may say, “I”ll say whatever I want.”
            The Bible says, ” A fool speaks his whole mind.”
            Don’t bother replying because I refuse to go further with this.

      • Thinker

        POG:There is also an article on OAS @ washington You and others may like to read.I am unable to attend the one in DC but i am sure in hopes that we get the support needed to bring this to fruition! We are also supporting an event supported by the Tea Party Nation @ the Bundy Ranch at which I will attend. Its past time for people to act in support in whatever capacity you can,or soon, most won’t even have a voice to.
        NOMI & CATT.
        We need to take back America!!! Or whats left of it!!

        • Pissed Off Granny

          Thanks, Thinker.

    3. bite me

      obamas food plan hits home

      • admin


        Stock up on ear wax, people — it’s gonna be a hot item!

        • Confederate

          Will it be a part of Moochells school menu?

        • Nia

          I don’t know..not sure if I be thrilled to have one of these pleebs suck/lick my finger..

        • falloutboy

          hey this is great way to prep get enough and you can make a candle

    4. Warchild Dammit

      Well,if that was the worst a pol would do to the people,subjecting them to a disgusting but personal habit,this country would be in great shape!Been a long time since on forums,computer down and still will be for a bit,till then,live for today and prepare for tomorrow.Oh,and Joe,Bon Appetite!

      • Daytona Matt

        Warchild, I’ve been under damn near constant attack. That’s why I haven’t been commenting. I’m state leader for SAFE USA, so I’m guessing that’s why. I’ve heard other state leaders and even our founder complain of being under similar attacks. Give them time and everyone here will probably also experience this. After all, we’re the terrorists now, so they claim.
        This dude is fuck’n gross!!!
        Standing ready in Daytona

    5. swinging richard

      I hope he does not pick his butt.

      • slingshot

        He’d be digging for gold! Hahahaha!

      • Confederate

        If he does, he’ll come up with a hemroid. Excuse the spelling.

    6. Confederate

      He thought it was a booger.

      • slingshot


        Would he be a booger flicker or booger eater?

        • Confederate


          • Them Guys

            You can pick your nose/ears and you can also pick your friends…

            But…One cannot wipe their friends on the couch!

      • Archivist

        Here’s one of my faves by Weird Al Yankovic called “Gotta Boogie”:

        www (dot) youtube (dot) com/watch?v=pUWvCh376G0

        “Gotta boogie on my finger and I can’t shake it off.”

    7. River-Rat

      From an old movie: Brains more Brains!

      River-Rat at the ready!!!! (soon very soon)

    8. REB

      Its not a problem for the ignorant masses who voted this moron into office…after all he’s just like his constituents….lots of them do that and worse….sheesh!

    9. slingshot

      Taste’s like chicken. Umm.Umm. Good.

      • Confederate

        LMAO that was good SS.

    10. slingshot

      Right up there with Country Fried Cat Shit. ;0)

    11. lonie

      Is ear wax better than a nose goober ?

    12. Burt Gummer

      He was just being frugal. He saved his gum there and was just retrieving it. “Yeah, that’s it; that’s the ticket…”

    13. Darkstar

      Well he could have picked his nose also and mixed it with the ear wax !

      • slingshot

        That would be a Daily Double.

        • Confederate

          Hey SS, you’re on a roll

    14. Burt Gummer

      Old chinese saying, “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger”

      • MXLord327

        “Man who walk through door sideways going to Bangkok!”

        • Brane Frees

          Not if man Wun Hung Lo.

    15. guerrilla

      There was a Democrat a few years ago in south GA who asked a general, if they built a base in the one side of a island are they concerned they island would tip over! Lol sure its still on YouTube

      • The Stig's American Cousin

        Congressman Hank Johnson, D-GA

        Afraid that stationing another 8,000 troops on Guam would cause the island to capsize.

    16. AC

      I’d be happier if I had never read the headline for this story, and far, far, less nauseated.

    17. slingshot

      He is thinking, Where is Joe Biden when you need him.

    18. wilbur

      Joe on quiet reflection thinks to himself “mmmmmm brains….good”

    19. Constitutionalist

      Is picking ear wax out of your ear and eating it a high crime or misdemeanor? Is it An impeachable offense?

      • slingshot

        Only if you feed it to someone else without a disclaimer.

        • The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

          Quick, someone call the FDA!

      • Gonetoolong

        Nothing is impeachable at this point.

    20. oUCH

      He’s a regular friggin walking survival pantry.. self contained.. sort of..

    21. jim in Va.

      Lets ear it for the congresssman! I’ll bet if he cleans the other one out you could see through his head.

    22. jim in Va.

      Lets ear it for the congresssman! I’ll bet if he cleans the other one out you could see through his head.

    23. jim in Va.

      might end up in the wax museum!

    24. Hoser


    25. slingshot

      Congressional Breakthrough.

    26. Mr. Blutarsky

      Nasty SOB.

      Imagine what the rest of the democrats are doing – especially those working in food service. Good God!

    27. slingshot

      O.K. this is gross but, you can use ear wax and body oil from the sides of your nose and behind your ears to lubricate between the hand block and drill top(Not bottom end near fireboard), of the bow and drill fire starter.

    28. mallardhen

      He’s gross and now we all know it but just think of what he may do that hasn’t been caught on vidio as of yet. You can dress him up, but you can’t take him any where. Good luck with relection.

    29. Sgt. Dale

      You got to be s$%tting me!!!!

    30. KySSG

      Nasty sumbitch.

      Reminds me of Al Bundy on Married with Children. But I do believe Al was a little smarter.


      KySSG . . . out.

    31. sixpack

      Everybody is so hippy-happy to pounce on this that I hate to bring this up—it looked to me like he scratched the inside of his ear, then bit on a hang-nail. In reality, earwax is much deeper inside the ear canal.

      I know it’s not as fun, but I think we might need to find out what this publicity over nothing is really about.

      Sorry to interrupt, but DO go on acting like 4 year olds…

      While the govt marches us towards WWII.

      …and the FCC votes to make the internet a fast lane for the govt and corps, and a slow lane for us.

      …and hillary tries to dodge Benghazi (and shoes).

      …and Lois Lerner escapes arrest on congressional contempt charge.

      …and of course the OAS.

      …and common core takes casualties.

      Then there’s new gun legislation on the horizon.

      then this:

      and this:

      …or for those who think they need to not be so serious: Pet Cat Saves Child From Dog Attack–with-video–161925992.html

      Sheesh, can’t we find anything more productive to do with ourselves?

      • Ghost Rider

        sorry six, I had to thumb you down (1st time that I ever did that).

        It can’t be doom and gloom 24/7. Like mac said “just having some fun”

        A little relief from the every day is needed once in awhile.

        • sixpack

          If you want to escape the doom and gloom, I do too, but this is not the way to do it.

          Try this video:

          Hero cat save kid from dog attack

    32. Second to None

      Years back I had a problem soldier who came from a different planet. When I would explain to her what she did wrong and how to do it better, she would rock back and forth digging the ear wax out of her ears and then eat it. Does anyone have any idea how hard it is to maintain composure when someone is eating their ear wax?????

    33. frog'slegs

      lizard alien


    34. Marco

      Thankfully C-span cameras were not present in the men’s room to catch him chewing his nails after wiping his butt or something equally as gross.

    35. Poon Tang

      We don’t know for sure that it was ear wax. It could have been toe jam that he stored there earlier in the day.

    36. Merlin

      don’t be so quick to judge. that’s exactly what the political elites in this country, both democrat and republican, have in store for the people of this country in the not to distant future. so, I’d suggest that you start saving your ear wax and any other edibles that your body has to offer: scabs, finger and toe nails, snot. I could go further, but I think you know the other items that might be available. enjoy!

    37. cbesley

      And here i thought i was on a survival website, and i’m on a booger eating moron website!


    38. Mathchopper

      Think nothing of it. It’s not news. He’s not a Republican.

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