Musician Dan Roberts sings a parody of the oldies hit Mr. Sand Man:
Mr. Scam Man, where is your dream?
I thought my life would be all peaches and cream.
Now I don’t have a job and I’m out of money,
And moving forward doesn’t look too sunny.
Scam Man, I’m so alone,
Don’t have a mortgage to call my own.
So much for the roses and clover,
I’m using food stamps to feed ole Rover
Lyrics via Godfather Politics
Hat tip Crossfire Ammunition