The Ultimate Safe Space: Check Out This New Advertisement for “The Bubble”

by | Nov 21, 2016 | Headline News | 28 comments

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    1. durangokidd

      Yes, the BUBBLE. Lets put all the pedophiles, progressives, Clintonites, gun control freaks,and faggots in one place. Then seal it up with no escape.

      The outside will be a beautiful world. 🙂

      • laeagle

        Progressives and globalists should all be sealed in the bubble. Wonder how long before they kill off each other? They are the most intolerant people in the world.

        Louisiana Eagle

      • The Deplorable Braveheart

        DK, let me take the idea a little further. Once it’s filled up, let it drift out to sea. Then put some bullet holes in it and see how long it takes for it to sink.

        • fishandmud

          The bubble / The safe space : When TSHTF and all of those people go to there safe space, where their is no violence and they take there time out, they will truly find out just how safe those spaces are. Their is no safe space from total ignorance.

    2. Menzoberranzan

      There will be many many dead people soon if this madness continues.

    3. Tim

      An open letter to America’s college cupcakes on Veterans Day
      By Ray Starmann

      Dear College Cupcakes:

      America has watched for the last year or so, as our nation’s universities have been consumed by a new strain of left wing totalitarianism that has all the traits of the haunting Marxist dictatorships of the past.

      Free thought and expression and discussion are disappearing from college campuses and being replaced by behavior and lexicons out of 1984.

      In the greatest arenas of free speech across this land, you shriek and howl and cry and stamp your feet like two year olds when someone disagrees with you.

      You have mental meltdowns when reading passages from the world’s greatest literature that somehow offend you in every conceivable way, shape or form.

      You feel oppressed and terrorized when viewing someone in a Halloween costume that you dislike.

      You are triggered by opposing views from Presidential candidates, who do nothing more than say things that you may disagree with.

      When triggered by every imaginable word, phrase and action on this planet, you find it necessary to retreat to so-called safe spaces, where you will be further coddled by counselors, Play Doh and Bubble Guppy videos.

      Like raving martinets, you accuse anyone you disagree with of being a racist, a rapist, a sexist or any other derogatory term you can create to soothe your tender and warped psyches.

      You have been told for your whole lives how special you are and these fantastical words have been reinforced by the ridiculous behavior of helicopter parents and idiotic teachers who found it necessary to control every facet of your lives and ensure that each of you precious little snowflakes received a trophy, even though many of you only deserved a kick in the behind.

      Your latest irrational tirades concern the election of PRESIDENT-ELECT TRUMP. Inspired by the lunatic behavior of your socialist professors, you are the laughing stock of the rest of the country as you hold cry-ins, need therapy dogs and hide under the covers in your dorm rooms because a man was elected President.

      Today is Veterans Day, when we honor those who served, which I have no doubt none of you ever have. The nation particularly honors our combat veterans who drained deep the chalice of courage and who fought against real racists, like the Nazis; real boogeymen like the Imperial Japanese Army, the Chinese, Victor Charlie, the Republican Guard and the Taliban.

      Today, at this very moment, as you tearfully meltdown because Donald Trump is our next President, our current military is in harm’s way in Mosul, fighting real sexists who call themselves ISIS.

      King George, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Ho Chi Minh, Saddam, these were real threats, some of the greatest madmen the world had ever seen and our veterans fought and defeated them in hot and cold wars.

      Our veterans, men and women, many of whom were your age at the time they served, never had the luxury to wallow in self-pity over imagined nonsense and monsters.

      Their threats weren’t created in the hallowed ivory towers of Harvard Yard. Their threats were created in the British Parliament, in Bavarian beer halls, in jungle outposts and jettisoned across the globe to cause havoc and death. The only thing that stopped them, the only thing that prevented the world from descending into darkness was the US military and our veterans.

      There were no safe spaces on Iwo Jima or Omaha Beach. There were no cry ins on Bunker Hill or at the Frozen Chosin. There were no counselors in the Ia Drang Valley or at Khe Sanh. There was no time to protest imaginary enemies at Fallujah. The enemies were real and were doing their damnedest to kill Americans and destroy our way of life.

      As I stated, our enemies were fighting against Americans who were mainly your age. I and many Americans have serious doubts that you aggrieved marshmallows could rise to the occasion and fight anyone, much less the Redcoats or the Waffen SS.

      How and why America has gotten to a point where being a wimp is looked upon as normal behavior for young people is the subject of another article and a disgrace in itself.

      Instead of claiming half the nation is racist for voting for Donald Trump, you precious little snowflakes might want to get off your asses and read about men who overcame real prejudice and racism and fought for their country; like the Tuskegee Airmen.

      Instead of being offended by words in books, you precious little cupcakes might want to step out of your safe spaces and read about American matadors at places like Trenton, the Wheatfield, Seminary Ridge, the Meuse-Argonne, the Bulge, New Guinea, 73 Easting and Tal Afar.

      As for the election, get used to saying President Trump.

      Suck it up buttercups.

      Ray Starmann
      Editor in Chief, US Defense Watch

      Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/055979_Veterans_Day_college_snowflakes_crybullies.html#ixzz4QflzmdsE

      • brad cummans

        AMEN and Thank You for Your Service Sir and God Bless

      • Kevin2

        Tim

        Ho Chi Minh, Saddam

        What did these two do to the US? they didn’t threaten me. Actually Ho Chi Minh helped the US fight the Japanese and were promised that we wouldn’t allow the French to return; we lied. The US ended up paying 95% of the French war effort against the Viet Minh. Just as a reminder, its their country. Saddam on the other hand fought with Islamic Fundamentalists that threatened his rule. Saddam had no WMD? Do you know why we went to war? It was because Saddam decided to sell his oil (repeat his oil) in euros rather than US dollars. That is why almost 5000 US military personnel died. The US backed Islamic Fundamentalists to over throw Libya because they wanted to sell their oil (repeat their oil) in a gold backed currency.

        Spare me the Neo Conservative (not to be confused with a real conservative) agenda.

        • Kevin2

          Tim

          You can’t possibly believe that US wars are fought for our protection post WWII? If you believe that your not well read. I suggest starting with “War Is A Racket” by USMN Major General two time MOH recipient Smedley Buter. US personnel are fighting for globalist business / banking interests.

          His Quotes

          “The trouble with America is that when the dollar only earns 6 percent over here, then it gets restless and goes overseas to get 100 percent. Then the flag follows the dollar and the soldiers follow the flag.”

          “There are only two things we should fight for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of Rights.”

          “I served in all commissioned ranks from a second Lieutenant to a Major General. And during that time, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for Big Business, for Wall Street, and for the bankers. In short, I was a racketeer for capitalism.”

          • Kevin2

            Tim

            “fighting real sexists who call themselves ISIS.”

            ISIS was born out of the US overthrow (using our air power to support Al Qaida in Libya). The US created ISIS then picked them on Syria to overthrow Assad. Its all over a dispute regarding a natural gas line from Qatar to Europe.

            Simple question. Who is arming ISIS? We’ll start with who isn’t arming ISIS. Syria, Russia and Iran are enemies of ISIS. ISIS is attempting to overthrow Syria. The US wants Syria overthrown. Who is left? Saudi Arabia (our friend), Qatar (our friend) and us the USA.

            • Kevin2

              Tim

              Sad fact but a fact none the less. The US is creating, funding and supplying islamic Fundamentalist terrorists to overthrow secular (non religiously governed) middle east nations so they they bow to the bidding of globalist business interests. This globalist business has been at the core of US industrial demise with is subsequent negative impact on the US middle class.

              The Neo Cons are not our friend.

              • Tim

                Kevin2,

                You got me all wrong. I copied and pasted the article I posted from another web site. The context of what I was interested to share was of “College Cupcakes.” I certainly am not an advocate of war.

                You failed to see the name of the author of the article posted at the beginning and at the end of it as, “Ray Starmann, Editor in Chief of U.S. Defense Watch.”
                As you now can see, I didn’t write the article I posted.

                Sorry you had to waste your very long oration on me. I’m not the one you should direct your opinion to. It’s Ray Starmann.

                Next time you might want to verify the author listed in the header and ending signature of an article to direct your exhaustive opinion to the right person.

                Namaste.

      • wolfman

        This website is visited by many bubble-heads. So your Fuhrer was elected. Big deal! Hillary wasn’t much of a good choice either. Quit gloating. Your Fuhrer will be impeached just as Hillary would have been. He’s going to screw up along the way and Steve Bannon and Mike Pence will make sure of that. Trump is just a stepping stone for the real movement. Be prepared as this website is warning you to do.
        Sieg heil!

    4. smokey

      Hilarious !

      Best of all, it’s got the kernel of truth to it, most libs do live in a bubble of their own making.

      • The Deplorable Braveheart

        Smokey, damn good point. Why not make it literal for them? For ONCE, SNL came up with a good idea.

        • smokey

          So, BH, how long have you been Deplorable?

    5. B from CA

      I saw some idiot on TV say he would punch someone for saying something he finds insulting. This is the mindset of very ignorant people. This guy was a talking head, supposedly reasonably intelligent guy, so I can only come to the conclusion that the media outlet owners told him to say that because they want to encourage self censorship. It was aimed at the hypnotized masses. Mind control. Debate is not about laying on personal insults.

      This SNL clip was spot on, almost.

      __

      • The Deplorable Braveheart

        B from CA, talking heads are dickheads. If one of them said that to me, I’d say go ahead and try it and we’ll see what happens to your stupid ass. The talking heads really do need something like that.

    6. grandee

      So glad to see us Bible thumpers were NOT included in the bubble.

      that means we get to stay out here with all you guys!

      🙂

      • The Deplorable Braveheart

        Grandee, you would need PERMISSION to get placed into a bubble and I, for one, WON’T allow it. Yes, I do prefer you be out here with us. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

    7. Warchild Dammit!

      Grandee,bible thumping part of freedom,unless you decide to bible whack us with said bible,then a assault!

    8. Kevin2

      Interestingly the commercial showed everything but employment and productivity. The $1.9 million for a very humble abode speaks volumes. If you think about it its just a scaled up version of the basement they now live in at their parents home.

      I think it would be a terrific social experiment.

    9. TEST

      I’m sorry… is this a real ad, or a spoof. Hard to tell….

      Heck, that dollar bill with rhinestone commie Bernie looked real to me, and price of one bedroom apts (150 sq feet) starting at 8 gazillion dollars sounds real to me

      • Kevin2

        TEST

        You happy with globalist Wall Street running the US? Sanders is in agreement with Trump on Trade, Foreign Affairs and Regulating Wall Street. If you throw stones at him your by extension throwing stones at Trumps core agenda. For this reason the Democrat Establishment thwarted Sanders nomination.

    10. TEST

      The really is a place like this that leftists can all go to right now! It’s called V-E-N-E-Z-U-E-L-A.

      Since you don’t like PRESIDENT Trump, please go lefties. We here at SHFTPlan will even take up a collection to send you there one way. Of course, being so for equality as you are, you will be WORKING your way there on an un-airconditioned banana transport boat, or a cattle boat shoveling manure. Perfect for you pampered little socialist snowflakes.

      We could also send you to Zimbabwe, Greece, Cuba or North Korea if you prefer. Just let us know.

    11. The Deplorable Braveheart

      Kevin2, it would do for a social experiment but nothing else. I wouldn’t pay $1.9 million for anything.

      • Kevin2

        Hell you couldn’t pay me $1.9 million to live there but it would be very interesting to watch it in function. I might be inclined to shave half my hair off down the center, wear only blue body paint and carry a sign saying, Dblozut Fwkyba Ng Sqobdk, and just walk around and observe everyone interacting.

    12. Diana

      LOL I’d like to be a fly on the wall when the globalists and such are all entombed in their underground bunkers when SHTF. Can you imagine all those over-flated, psycho egos in one place?

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