“Premature Obituary”: HuffPo Explains Why Hillary Lost… 48 Days Before Election

by | Sep 20, 2016 | Aftermath, Conspiracy Fact and Theory | 72 comments

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    This article was written by Tyler Durden and originally published at Zero Hedge.

    Editor’s Comment: The list is very clever. Just the way they will shrug it off and cast blame and everyone for not loving Hillary. In reality, we are in the midst of a constitutional crisis, where the power of money, elite power, the corporate media spin meisters have combined to allow a dynastic candidate to nearly just “assume” the White House as if it were a title handed down.

    This is going on despite the fact that the country clearly does not like, approve, support or endorse. Though the little people have held their nose to vote for dozens of “lesser evils” over the past half century, this the end of the line. America has been undermined, and for once, everyone can sense it without the need for an official proclamation. The American people no longer have a taste for the ‘tastes like chicken’ candidates from the Bush and Clinton stalls, not to mention from the two party regulars in general.

    This election is a repudiation. Jeb! suffered embarrassment in the primaries as Donald Trump tossed him around like a rag doll and exposed his weak underbelly. But Bush III’s defeat won’t be half as embarrassing as Hillary’s. Any way you slice it, her people miss calculated. Likely she insisted, not caring about appearances. Hillary is trying to gain the presidency despite an obvious trail of corruption. Now, even power-hungry Hillary has to be looking for a graceful way to exit.

    “Why Hillary Lost” – HuffPo Publishes Stunning “Premature Obit” For Hillary Campaign

    by Tyler Durden

    If Hillary ends up losing in November, The Huffington Post admits that “journalists” in the mainstream media will not be able to bear the thought that it was in any way her fault.  The years of endless scandals from Whitewater, through Travelgate, “sniper fire” in Bosnia, Benghazi, deleted emails, pay-for-play at the Clinton Foundation, etc. couldn’t possibly be to blame.  And certainly, Hillary’s “medical episode couldn’t be the reason that voters turned on her, right?  Lets just ignore this pesky little tracking poll from the LA Times.


    So, for the fearful mainstream media that is losing sleep over how they’re going to explain a Hillary loss, despite their best efforts to protect her, the Huffington Post offers up the following 9 scapegoats:

    HuffPo List

    We would have thought the Russians would have made the top of the list.  Better luck next time.  And poor James Comey, after doing everything possible to run interference, like granting immunity to tech guys and dumping FBI reports on the media late on a Friday before Labor Day (nothing to see here), he still gets blamed.  Poor guy can’t catch a break.

    This article was written by Tyler Durden and originally published at Zero Hedge.


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      1. Too bad Hillary has dementia and not alzheimers. When she loses, if your name is Comey or Shultz or any of the others on that list, it’d be nice if she couldn’t remember your name to add to the body count of corpses left in her wake.

        • Hillary’s Parkinson’s disease is brain racking. Hillary will get weak, knees buckle, will faint on stage during the debates, maybe lose both shoes this time, and Trump will serve up the knockout blow. She’s tired, go home lady. In fact take her to jail.


          • That is funny…Trump serving out the knockout blow. Yeah, go Trump!!!

            • The knockout blow, isn’t that Bill’s area of expertise?

        • Dementia can be worse so what are you talking about. They both suffer the same consequences too and are both deadly!

          • I want to thank the MSM Media, for destroying Hillary Clinton. Your devious plan backfired. Not only did Hillary lose, but you lost all credibility as well as you tried to gloss over her criminal career, Un-Health Issues and gaffs. Nobody wants your dumbed down TV stooped lies anymore or the shills you attempt to place in our Government for your sole benefit. This election has been a real eye opener reflecting the corrupt fascist connections between mega corporations and our political hacks selling out America for personal greed. FDA owned by big pharma, and agra, to crush the small farmer, using Agenda 21, or climate control to tax the people. Its all a fraud to prop up the phony government that is in place.

            I would like to see Trump redistribute the 2.1 Billion Bullets the DHS has accumulated, and send every household 5000 Rounds. Dismantle the DHS and give each branch of Government autonomy for more checks and balances, and create a zero based budget for each branch. It is staggering the waste of tax payer dollars disappearing into the pockets of bogus contractors, supplying nothing or 10 times the actual cost.

            Clean out the entire Shitbarn of dead wood and termites.


          • You are correct. I actually meant to say Parkinsons but accidentally wrote Dementia.

      2. Hillary losing would be a good start. To the end of the CLintons.
        Hope springs eternal.

        • Democrats are like an virus,
          you can’t kill it without killing yourself,
          you just have to out live it.

        • Ketchup;
          Do my eyes deceive me or did you properly spell losing? That may be a first on this web site. You are the dude!

        • Ketch,
          More info on those lithium AA rechargeable 1.5 volt batteries I found on Amazon.

          There’s a site called RipItApart.com that tested the crap out of those batteries.

          Downsides they brought up:
          1. The “buck converter” voltage regulator they used in the battery does not have a power off on no current draw. As a result the batteries slowly self discharge. They hold a useful charge for a month or two. Recharge every six months as a minimum to prevent battery self destruct.
          2. The batteries regulated output holds 1.5 volts until the battery can’t do it anymore. The battery shuts down to prevent damage. The shutdown does not allow appliances like cameras to sense the impending loss of power and save files. As a result memory cards can be corrupted and all data lost. Battery capacity indicators cannot tell you how much battery charge is left.
          3. The batteries can only produce 2.1 amps due to limitations in the “Buck Converter” voltage regulator. If your device needs higher power even momentarily then it could freeze or crash.

          1. The voltage is rock solid though the entire battery discharge cycle.
          2. The 2800 MAHr capacity is very respectable.
          3. Recharge is fast with lithium batteries, the charger limits total power draw to 2 amps. The fastest is charging 2 batteries at once with a two amp source. The charger talks to USB ports and will only draw as much power as it can produce.
          4. In products like handheld ham radios etc they work awesome.

          • Thanks, will be checking into them.

      3. Hill will or Trump will be dead before the 26th.

        There will be no debate

        There will be no selection

        Everyone can see it

        • 26th?

          • Dahboo posted a vid where someone broadcast on am1630 trump is out 26th


            • I saw that too, though I do not trust Dahboo, 100%
              I have felt, for a long time, that he, Trump, will be assassinated, but not really, and go under ground.
              Seems that Hillary, may already be there, hiding from an ”event”upcoming

      4. “huff po”? What, are you INSANE by reading this absolute rubbish?

        YES, indeed you ARE INSANE…

        • Hermit, Huffpost was the last MSM site I got barred from before coming here back in 2012. One of the WORST MSM sites by far.

      5. 1st Debates this Monday Nt.

        Get out the popcorn..


        • Popcorn & PM on “Self-Defense” items.

      6. I was beginning to wonder if the confused and dazed Hillary looking old and tired, was in fact a double. But seeing her expression change before our eyes when she was captured on video realizing that the young man before her was not an admiring supporter. “Hillary for Prison”. And her reply, “Let’s make it happen”, will go down as the final nail in her Political career’s coffin.

        When a person is that frail, I can’t feel anything but sympathy. Where I place my contempt is for those leaches in her entourage. Why don’t they just let the old woman retire. We all know she’s through. It’s a disgrace to put her and the Country through this sham.

        The only good thing that has come out of this phoney election show?is that now even the mentally challenged, dumbed down optimists are beginning to recognize that there is something not quite right with America.

        • She looks like death suckin’ on a lifesaver.

        • Some people are addicted to attention and the limelight. For instance, there are Hollywood has-been’s that seem to never go away. Just when you think they are gone they pop up with a bit part or some miracle cosmetic line. At least the celeb branded colognes are almost obsolete now.

        • “Sympathy”? For that evil, greedy, lying, murdering, duplicitous, pantsuit-wearing psychopathic sack of shit? Are you out of your fucking mind? The old cunt doesn’t WANT to retire, she wants to rule this country that she worked so tirelessly to destroy. She wants to rule over YOU! You think that nasty bitch wouldn’t have you “Vince Fostered” in a second if you were in her way? Don’t ever cut that fucking liar any slack, not one fucking inch.

      7. It’s not looking good for the beast. If the polls keep showing trump in the lead and the percentages keep going up for trump. There will be an event who knows what the globalists have up their sleeve. This race is so close I think it will get ugly.

      8. Whoever is to blame, I thank them very much.
        As for the millenials, let them have a few years of paying taxes to support freeloading immigrants and not being able to find a decent school for their kids because the public schools are so dumbed down… any liberal who lives in a lily white neighborhood needs to get a reality check. Having lived in one of the most diverse cities in the world… Houston, everybody got along pretty well actually. But, make no mistake- the Mexicans and Asians don’t care much for Blacks. The whites want to be PC but they all want to live in the “nicer” neighborhoods and in lower socioeonomic areas, people of similar income and/or races are more likely to socialize.

      9. Watermelon definition.
        If at first you don’t succeed (suck seed)
        – then suck harder

      10. Another thing they can blame it on isthe rooms she chooses for “rallies”. The optics would be better if they mirrored the walls in some of these small halls.

      11. B from Ca.

        “When a person is that frail, I can’t feel anything but sympathy. Where I place my contempt is for those leaches in her entourage. Why don’t they just let the old woman retire. We all know she’s through. It’s a disgrace to put her and the Country through this sham.”


        Oh you have to be blind or something. There is no way that Hillary would drop out of the race. She will DIE and take others with her before that happens. Watch and see if she don’t stroke out, has to sit down or take a bathroom break during the debate with Trump.

        Sympathy? Fuck That Bi@ch.

        • Anon, thank you!!!! Fuck her!!!! Low life piece of $hit!!
          (sorry Mac)
          Maniac –out

        • I am so excited. I can’t wait to see Trump destroy her on the 26th!!!

      12. Russia Buys 700,000 ounces of Gold in the month of August. Nearly $1 Billion worth of gold. Each big standard bar of Gold weighs 400 Ounces. This would bring Russia’s August purchase to 1,750 x 400 Oz Gold Bars. A friggin haul.

        I had a neighbor back in the mid 90’s who claimed to have 4 to 5 Gold Bars. He sold his phone line installation Co for $1 Million dollars and bought Gold with his profit. One gold bar went up to Canada in his brothers trunk to be buried in the dirt, the rest, I think in a floor safe in his house, that he had moved by a few cops from a bank deposit box back in 1996. Now the Gold price in 1996 was about $370 an ounce then so then each 400 Oz bar, would have been worth $148,000 back then. 5 Bars today @ $525,000 each, would be $2.6 Million. He was a Smart guy, day traded commodities.. He is what got me interested in the stock market back then in the Tech bull market for 8 years. Interesting. I was making big bucks back then, and should have followed him and bought more Gold. But instead, I had a lot of fun on that Cabin cruiser boat for 6+ years. lol


        • Another bad decision made by wwti.
          A blight to this site.
          And what does his posting have anything to do with Hillary?
          Boat= bust out another thousand.

          Just die off and make everyone better off…

          • Whoa there, who took a dump in your chili bowl? Who the fuck pissed in your cornflakes?

            • Easy there CO. Its a private affair.

            • eppe clock-puncher is just pissed he is married, and ain’t getting any, and still has a hangover from last night drinking binge while sleeping on the couch. Did you ever have a boat eppe? How about weapons? A BOL? Gold? Silver? Besides what you inherited?? lmfao.


          • That’s right back in the mid 90’s was breaking out lots of Thousands back when. In fact, I was making several thousand a day, in some of my good months. At that time, You were prepping like a redneck making tin foil dinners on the engine block. tinkering, fiddling… Driving for hours just to eat a hot meal. You were dumb then, as you are today. You still fiddle, I bet you make your wife proud eh? lol Wanna know why you ain’t getting any?


          • You both need to stop stalking each other.

            • Then ask him, to tell his wife to stop calling me. I’m not interested.

              ~WWTI… lol

      13. I hope she goes down in flames. She might be seeing the writing on the wall and fake sickness to bow out. She won’t make it in that job!

      14. I wish the fascist left media would just stick to the Kartrashians. Wait! Looking at Hilary is even MORE unsettling.

        Meanwhile, in case you missed it, back for a reprise:


        • Mexican tap water
        • A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign
        • A mixed drink made by Bill Cosby
        • A straight edge shave from Jodi Arias
        • An elevator ride with Ray Rice
        • A night out with Aaron Hernandez
        • Brian Williams memory
        • Michelle Obama staying at a Motel 8
        • Visiting the capitals of all 57 states Obama thinks exists
        • Pinocchio
        • The Boy that cried Wolf
        • The Cleveland Browns going to the Super Bowl
        • A Nigerian inheritance email
        • An unconscious pilot alone in the cockpit
        • Harry Reid’s exercise equipment
        • An IM from Anthony Weiner
        • Anything Nancy Pelosi has ever uttered
        • A factory packed parachute
        • A kiss from Judas
        • An Afghan wearing a backpack
        • Whatever Bill Clinton’s definition of “is” is
        • If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan
        • A North Korean trial
        • A BIC pen that doesn’t leak
        • A tuna fish sandwich left on a city bus for three days

        • Test:

          Thanks for the laughs! Now I can rest well as I sleep even as my broken wrist is aching! Your post is truly right on, funny and so healing – – it helps assuage the gnawing, nightly, fear knowing someone else is also paying attention. Shared realization is so helpful… Too many people kept telling me for years that I was “wrong” about her.

        • LOL – I’m gonna copy this list and throw it elsewhere on the web!

      15. …. and also back for a reprise, one more time:

        THE WRECK OF THE HIL’RAY FITZGERALD (Sung to the tune of… oh, never mind!)

        The legend lives on, from the Chippewa on down, of the big fake they call Hil’ray Gumi;
        Hil’ray’s emails, it is said, were a-bound to be shred, when transparency turns tot’lly gloomy.

        With her load of BS ore, 26 thousand emails or more, the Hil’ray server was emptied;
        The public and the truth were a bone to be chewed, when the lies of November came early;

        Hil’ray’s server was the pride of the of the Communist side, coming back from fund raisers in Wisconsin;
        As big liars go, she was bigger than most, with her fibs and deceits well-seasoned.

        Including some terms shaking down firms, for money from LA to Cleveland;
        then later that night when the BS bells rang outta sight, could it be yet more lies we’d been feelin’?

        Her lies in the newswires made a tattle-tale sound, as her techs did their email a-slashin’;
        When afternoon came, Hil’ray was fibbing again, with the force of a hurricane west wind.

        When suppertime came the IT guy came on deck, sayin’ fellas there’s more lies to feed ya;
        at 7 PM Hil’ray’s main campaign caved in, he said fellas is been good to know ya.

        Hil’ray’s spin meisters wired in, they had water comin’ in, and her tissue of lies was in peril.
        And later that night, when her lights went out of sight, came the wreck of the Hil’ray Fitzgerald.

        Does anyone know where the love of truth goes, when her lies turn our faces so dour? The bloggers all say, Hil’ray’d be raking in political hay, if she’d put 15 more bald lies behind her.

        Th’server might have split up or it might have capsized; but it sure rolled deep and took water;
        And all that remains are the blank emails and the games of Hil’ray and her Wall Streeter bankers
        Old Bill Clinton rolls and Hil’ray flings, in the rooms of her ice water mansions. Harry Reid steams an old liars dreams, and Pelosi’s pronouncements ring hollow;

        And further below, the lamestream media all know, they take in what the leftists can send them.
        But as the big liars go, the public now knows, Hil’ray will lie in November.

        In a musty old hall in DC we prayed, for the restoration of the Constitution;
        the church bell chimed, it rang 29,000 times for each email “lost” on the Hil’ray Fitzgerald

      16. Will we live through another 49 days of political drama?

      17. Hillary has cancelled another event. On Drudge.

        • And not because she’s so far ahead in the polls, either.

        • Hillbîtch is in its underground lair waiting for the 9/23 asteroid

      18. She is in her underground bunker preparing for the 9/23 asteroid impact

        • Man that sucks,I think I have to work that night,I want to see Trump tear her a new one! I hope she breaks down and cries oh man I want to see this!I think she will lose it!
          Maniac –out

          • You can watch it on Youtube later on. That’s what i’m doing cuz i don’t have a tv.

          • She won’t lose her composure, but certainly could become unable to finish the debate. She was unable to last longer than 63 minutes, doing nothing, when she collapsed.

            We’ll see what happens.

            All Trump needs to do is remain calm and collected, and show the country he’s not the raving fascist the left has painted him, just like Reagan did in the 1980 debates.

      19. Prison – President. It was probably noisy and she was probably exhausted and thought she heard President, instead of Prison. It doesn’t mean she has Dementia or Alzheimer’s. MSM sensationalizes everything. An honest mistake made by a dishonest woman.

      20. In a perfect world, Killery would stroke out during the debates & end up spending the rest of her life in a home; Slick would die a slow & horrible death from AIDS, & Chelsea would have a close encounter with a beer truck in a crosswalk.

        • Wouldn’t that be nice?

        • Sounds like a happy ending……for us.

          • did you mean happy ending for U.S.?….and the WORLD…

        • That’s a video I would watch over and over

        • in a PERFECT world, killary would be indicted TODAY, there would be a SWIFT trial(not of her PEERS, hopefully), followed by(in short order) a hangin’….some people don’t believe in the electric chair, but if I’M elected king, there’s going to be electric BLEACHERS…

      21. The MSM is simply doing advance prep work for when their anointed one crashes and burns so they can try and distance themselves from the inevitable blamefest. But it won’t work. With this election the MSM has irretrievably outed itself as nothing but PR flacks for the Democrat party and has abandoned any pretense of objectivity…and they know that we know. Pretty soon the job title “reporter” will by synonymous with “paid shill.”

        • MSM? Manipulated Street Mob?

      22. Bill lost his mojo I think not he never had 50% of the vote both times.Old Ross put him in both times taking 16% of the vote.

      23. Bill lost his mojo I think not he never had 50% of the vote both times.Old Ross put him in both times taking 16% of the vote.

      24. So she cancels a $50000 a plate fundraiser in a battleground state (NC) yesterday and we are supposed to believe it’s because of schedule conflicts? When was the last time you saw a Clinton turn down cash? And it’s only being reported on local NC outlets and Zero Hedge. Full blackout, even on Fox.

      25. Our system is broken. Political people have used that system to funnel wealth their way. Time to change the system.

      26. Good Morning.

        Charlotte, N.C. having a bit of trouble with a Policeman shooting a black person.

        Man your battle stations. Coffee first. ;0)

      27. Hillary Hillary Hillary… Marsha Marsha Marsha

      28. Guess who’s knock knock knockin on heavens door?

        • heaven?….PFFT!…she aint gonna get CLOSE to THAT door.

      29. I’m guessing by the time the election gets here the msm will have Clinton ahead in the polls. They do manipulate the voting machines and other dirty tricks as witnessed in the primaries. I’m proud to say I didn’t vote for any of the past criminals hand picked and placed in the presidency. Not either Bush, not Clinton and hell no not Oliar. There is a sucker born every minute, they voted for this scum going back decades. Nothing changes, they will do the same thing again.

      30. Y’all enjoy the hell outta yourselves wasting everyone else’s time, and destroying Mac’s years of hard work in a matter of three months (or there-bouts) with your intolerable stupidity. You know who you are (and may God Bless those who are not of them). Like eppe and Grandee, and Gran??? (The ole stump like me). heheh…

        The Internet indicates that this is a prepper site. How could such a mistake be made and not detected? (And how come you do not adhere to your own rules-of-conduct)?

        MAC SLAVO – please delete all of my posts They are neither wanted nor needed and were posted in errancy (my mistake). TY in advance.

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