This article was originally published by Tyler Durden at ZeroHedge.
As the Biden administration peddles its plan to send door-knocking missionaries across America to spread ‘vaccine awareness’ (and keep track of who’s vaccinated and who’s not), White House-coordinated FEMA “surge teams” are being assembled to reinforce local efforts on the ground.
*EDITOR’S NOTE: The above photo was obtained from the Babylon Bee, which is a satire site.
In preparation for the coming campaign, Lake County, Illinois has published ‘Helpful Hints’ for volunteers taking part in their “Community Health Ambassador Outreach Door Knocking Project to Increase COVID Vaccine Acceptance.”
BIDEN ADMINISTRATION VACCINE DOOR TO DOOR SALES PITCH SCRIPT pic.twitter.com/yiMqrKIxiv
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) July 9, 2021
The ‘Helpful Hints!’ include:
- If you’re nervous, that’s ok! We all still get nervous, even if we’ve done this before.
- You don’t need to have all the answers. If you are unsure of an answer, be honest. Tell the person asking that you are a volunteer, and you will take down their question so that a health department staff person can get them the correct answer.
- Inform, don’t convince. Your job is to equip the person at the door with the information/resources they need to make an informed decision about their health. You are not trying to convince anyone to do something they don’t want to do.
- Ignore no soliciting signs. You’re not soliciting! You’re offering critical information and resources. What you are doing is not illegal.
You don't have to be selling something to be soliciting. pic.twitter.com/HaUaBq0pee
— AJA4 (@j_aja4) July 10, 2021
- Knock and then back up [zh: so you don’t get shot?]. Follow COVID-19 distancing protocols and speak clearly. If someone is uncomfortable with you being there in person, offer to give them more distance or leave them a flyer.
- Use your script. This will give you the basics. Once you get comfortable with it, feel free to make it sound more like you as long as all the key information is there. Make clear upfront that the building has let you in and you’re from the health department.
Perhaps most importantly, volunteers are told to keep a list of who’s been naughty or nice.
- Report on your work! Be sure to fill out the Doorknocking Spreadsheet with the counts of who still needs a vaccine, who is already vaccinated, who needs more info, etc. This is important information that the Health Department is relying on!
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) July 9, 2021
The door knockers are then given various scenarios in an attached script. For example:
PM (property manager) /CAM (community association manager): We don’t allow solicitation on our property.
CHM (community health ambassador): I understand but I am not selling anything, we want to provide accurate information to the seniors in your community. Our goal is to maximize the vaccination effort so that ALL of your seniors receive the COVID vaccine when the clinic comes on-site. All I want is to see your seniors protected against COVID.
Senior: I’ve had allergic reactions to medications and foods years ago, is this vaccine safe for me?
CHA: The only true contraindication to this vaccine is a severe (anaphylactic) reaction to an injectable/vaccine in your past [ZH: *cough* what?]. Or an allergy to an ingredient in the vaccine, like polysorbate. After your vaccination, they will observe you for 15 minutes to be sure you’re doing well. With a history of other allergic reactions, they may want to watch you for a total of 30 minutes, instead of the standard 15 minutes, just to be sure you’re feeling ok. But if you have any question about your past allergies and vaccine compatibility, you should ask your doctor/healthcare provider.
Apparently door knockers are already operating in various towns.
HEADS UP! The Covid Gang is knocking on doors in North Carolina, California, Colorado and Oregon. People on TikTok are reporting they door knock then come back a week later. All of us need to post where they are at so we can sort of make up a map!
— Trump Bedminster (@MichaelDeLauzon) July 10, 2021
And to nobody’s surprise, concern is growing over the sudden surge in vaccine ‘awareness’ campaigns.
We went from 15 days to slow the spread, to Biden’s gestapo knocking door-to-door to see your papers.
Who did Nazi that one coming? ?
— Jenna Ellis (@JennaEllisEsq) July 10, 2021
If the “new normal” is federal employees knocking on your door about medical procedures, you better be ready to fight like hell for the “old” normal.
— Scott Jensen (@drscottjensen) July 7, 2021
“They're telling you that you'll end up in a government database if you don't comply, and that government agents will be showing up and knocking on your door. What's really going on?”
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) July 9, 2021
Biden, Psaki To Go Door To Door On Bikes Asking If You Have A Moment To Talk About Getting Vaccinated https://t.co/CHTA1q82xw
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 6, 2021
*EDITOR’S NOTE: The article linked in the above tweet was obtained from the Babylon Bee, which is a satire site.
Hopefully they’ll send these people soon. I’m sure there are many out there who would love to welcome them with “open arms”…. ?
Is it a concerning time to visit Cuba?
Knew there would be a run on No Trespassing signs one day…
If I read this right, no trespassing signs won’t mean a thing, it will be ” Hi, we’re here from the government to help and inform you “, now roll up your shirt sleeve and we’ll start the first dose. What, you have already had your two doses, well that is okay, this will protect you even more”
The harassment of folks at their homes by brainwashed
members of the covidian cult
The nonsense continues:
Still waiting for phony 19
to send me to an early grave.
It’s been about a year and a half already and not even a case of the sniffles. I’m a patient person but how long
does one have to wait to be taken out by the most powerful and devastating
“illness” in the history of civilization??
They’ll tax you.
They’ll force inoculate him — with Fauci’s koolaid or with their enforcer’s lead.
Don’t think these morons are going to like?or even be prepared for what may be waiting for them behind
some of those doors.?
Going door to door to people’s residences to try and convince them to get a jab for something (if it exists at all) that is nothing more than a mild case of the flu.
Yeah,nothing suspicious there at all-not in the least?
Guys like me don’t allow anything other than low stress relationships (that is, no responsibilities or commitments); no marriage, no kids, no co-habitation, no permanent or even long-term relationships, it’s all just dead weight. We just don’t want or need the hassles or trouble that comes with relationships, so if/when she wants to progress from fun time to serious time I just tell her it’s over and that she can no longer contact me.
Articles have been written how large numbers of women across the US are having difficulty finding husbands and are becoming upset and frustrated. In one study, 70 to 75 % of men under 35 said they are not married, and almost 60% of all men in the same group say they have no desire for marriage or children. I have a solution; regardless of the long-term trend now taking place, there will always be some guys who want to marry and have kids. Polygamy/polygyny should be allowed, that way more women can be married and have children, since the number of women wanting marriage and kids is far exceeding the number of men who do. There are millions of women, especially in their thirties, who have a career or who rode the c*ck carousel for 10 to 15 years, now want to get married and have kids.
I see a day when there will be a tax on men (but not women) who don’t get married. The gov’t doesn’t really care if a marriage doesn’t last because laws have been made to ensure the ex-wife gets lots of financial goodies through the courts. The gov’t doesn’t like when men don’t marry, because unmarried men save, invest, and spend money on themselves. The politicians and gov’t wants men’s wealth and income for redistribution. Now that millions of men are deciding not to marry or have children this is creating what some politicians call a “maladjustment of financial resources”.
Speaking from personal experience, I’ve dated a woman who wanted to look at houses after dating only a couple of weeks, I immediately said good-bye to her where she stood. Have dated 2 women who said I was the father of their children, DNA tests and proof of vasectomy eliminated those fake claims. Have been stalked, and even been proposed to. But it’s all a lot of fun anyway.
With political situations as they are, single men have far more freedom of action and of movement than married men. For example; we can easier leave one area and go to another, we can adjust our income/investments to reduce taxes, there are expenses single men don’t have that married men do, and tons of marriage laws and court decrees do not apply to us.
“Polygamy/polygyny should be allowed”
I favor polygyny and patriarchy, but with DNA tests. No cuck(oo) eggs, thx.
While I am not Warren Jeffries or Islamist, I do believe that dynastic wealth, politics, and privilege are multi-generational.
So Old Joe wants me to take a vaccine which isn’t really a vaccine and is not approved by the FDA.
Well Old Joe, I want you to take a comprehensive Physical exam administered by an Independent group of Physicians , this shall include drug testing, for all and any drugs in your system, it shall also include a comprehensive battery of cognitive tests. All results shall be made public and all Physicians involved in these exams shall be allowed to be interviewed without coercion to any news outlet. Fat chance of any of this…..
RURAL UNVAXXED PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BE TAKEN AWAY!
The Government has a plan to round up rural unvaccinated. It is called RDPC. LOOK IT UP!
“This 8.0-hour, instructor-led course is designed to provide the knowledge necessary to begin planning for situations requiring the isolation and quarantine (I&Q) of a large portion of a local, rural population.”
It doesn’t matter if you are sick or perfectly healthy. They will TAKE YOU AWAY AND PUT YOU IN A QUARENTINE PRISON FOR NOT TAKING THE SHOT.
They already claim you are a health risk without the shot. This door to door intrusion they are doing now will gather your information for taking you away later if you haven’t taken the shot.
Castle Law. Apply it.
Ask for their most personal details, because they’re friends. It’s not an adversarial situation.
Ask why we should take a vaccine that has not been approved by the FDA and is killing people. We dont want to be part of your experiment.