A Porn Star And Rapper Coolio: Presidential Hopefuls For 2020

by | Nov 16, 2017 | Headline News | 68 comments

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    A porn star and the rapper Coolio are two of the so-far presidential hopefuls to run against Donald Trump in 2020.  And both say their campaign has what it takes to beat the sitting president.

    When Donald Trump won the election last year, porn star Cherie DeVille (who’s running alongside rapper Coolio) says she sobbed. “I didn’t cry because I hated [Trump] specifically, I cried because of what I felt that meant for the direction our country was going in.” Like many liberals who saw their world crumble because of Trump’s election, DeVille found herself melting down. But then she decided to do something about it.

    DeVille, who’s starred in such videos as “A$$ Planet” and “Hot Tub Hottie,” says she was inspired to run for office out of her “personal frustration for the current political climate.” The porn star then, ironically, went into full blown hypocrite mode. “We’re voting for people as if we’re on a reality television show, and my concern is if we continue to purely vote for celebrities, or political figures, or the most entertaining, they’re not always going to be quality politicians,” DeVille told ITK on Tuesday. So vote for the porn star! That’ll fix it!

    The 39-year-old porn star said she was (surprise, surprise) going to run as a Democrat. “If our criteria now for becoming a political official is minor celebrity, I have that,” says DeVille, who boasts 190,000 Twitter followers. “I feel like I can be potentially what I’m feeling the American people — for better or for worse — want, which is interesting news, scandalous news, you know, not ‘boring’ political news.”

    “But at the same time [I can] do what the American people really need,” she continues, which is “having a person with integrity, and having someone listen to the people, and actually care about America in public office.”

    According to The Hill, DeVille (whose campaign slogan is “Make America F—— Awesome Again”) says a lot of people “giggle” when they learn that “Gangsta’s Paradise” rapper Coolio is running as her VP. “He’s lived and exemplifies what I consider the American dream,” DeVille says. While a rep for DeVille told ITK the Grammy winner wasn’t available for comment on the 2020 campaign, Coolio told Los Angeles’s KESQ-TV in a recent interview, “We need normal, regular, everyday people in office.”

    “Normal” and “everyday people,” like porn stars and rappers. DeVille admitted that the original intention with her trading porn for politics was to “start a dialogue” about stereotypes against sex workers. “I just want to challenge the public opinion that a sex worker, just because they’re a sex worker, couldn’t be in public office.”

    While she hasn’t filed any intention to run documents with the Federal Election Commission (FEC), DeVille insists, “It’s evolved into a real and realistic run for president.”  Filing with the FEC sets up a fundraising vehicle for a campaign. It’s a necessary part of the process. And DeVille believes she has a shot at winning – and she just might.

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      68 Comments

      1. Still better than Hillary.

        • Ass Planet sounds intriguing.

          • Shitty ending.

          • Well its a sexually abused (she can prove it!) female running on a ticket with a black — both protected class minorities with R&B plus smut on their resume. Whats not like? I can’t see the dems putting out anything better.

            • If it is a porn star, I’m sure Al Franken will want to be VP. Or maybe Bill.

        • “I didn’t cry because I hated [Trump] specifically, I cried because of what I felt that meant for the direction our country was going in.”

          4th grade education, I see. But I suppose that qualifies. It seems to be the practice today to end a sentence with a preposition. Could be worse.

      2. Lol mac you gotta look at this artical from the Toronto Star “come meet a black person” event lol my fellow posters and preppers this don’t get any more comical.
        The jist of it is ” for a $15 dollar fee you can come meet a black person. You can’t make this shit up folks

        • well at least its not the NRA president running for potus??

          • Wayne would make a fine President.

            You have a functioning Second Amendment because of the NRA / NRA ILA. They’re smart / pragmatic. The 1994 Clinton Assault Gun Ban. Nothing was stopping it. The votes were there. The NRA had the foresight to put in a 10 year expiration requiring a revote. A decade later of hard work and a changed political climate the ban quietly, unceremoniously went into history. Marion Hammer in Florida started “Shall Issue”. Now its law in 43 or so states as it was 8 back then. I seen the NRA CIA in action in NJ which politically / demographically is a bed room community of NYC. Jim Florio is a footnote who was being groomed as a Bulderberg Group attendee who couldn’t get elected dog catcher. Hands Across NJ was brilliant. Whatever Second Amendment they have left is directly attributable to a hard core unfortunately too small group of people and the NRA. Handguns would have been banned there in the late 1970s if it wasn’t for the NRA.

            You have zero, repeat zero idea of what you say or claim. I was in the political trenches.

            • well until you wise up to the true meaning and purpose of the second ammendment then you will always be satisfied with keeping your duck hunting gun, son. bring your AR to the next war and see how long you last hahaha ? what a NRA clown yuk yuk

              • You would be the UK without the NRA.

                I’m wondering what is your suggestion. Bills get out of committee. They get votes, they get passed, they get signed into law. Your plan to thwart the above is?

                • dont trust NRA members all that much haha

                  • I love trump first but if they keep him from running somehow, Coolio gets my vote

                • Kevin, you notice how all the complainers and mockers never put up one dime or expend any effort to help. They are the sea of detritus the Strivers have to swim through to accomplish anything. They are irrelevant. Forget them.

            • The Democrats are the biggest enemies of the Constitution of the United States, the Bill of Rights, and the Second Amendment.

              The Democratically controlled state of New York keeps coming after guns and the Second Amendment. The “New York Times” ran a front page editorial about the need to have gun control.

              The toughest gun controls in the history of the United States were passed during the reign of Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo (son of Mario), who had the New York legislature pass the NYSafe Act, in the midnight hour, after issuing a “message of necessity.”

              All of these gun control measures bypass the Constitution. Not once has Article V been declared. Probably because the memory of Prohibition is still fresh in people’s minds. A repeal of the Second Amendment would have the same effect that the repeal of the Eighteenth Amendment did in 1930. Civil disobedience. Loss of tax revenues. Violence. Illegal trafficking. Organized Crime taking over the gun trade. The establishment of gun territories, of gun clubs where Speak Easies once stood. The growth of urban crime organizations and the loss of tax revenues eventually killed Prohibition. But 13-years were lost — from 1920 to 1933.

              If things don’t change, someday we will wake up and it will be illegal to own a gun. Any gun.

              As things stand right now, Andrew Cuomo plans on running for president in 2020, if things keep going there will be nothing left but a Second Amendment, even after all the guns have been confiscated.

            • Sort of

          • NRA=Now Rolling-over Again yes may make a good politician for democrats?

            • Awaiting for your political action plan

              • i voted Trump!

                • Newsflash, thats insufficient.

                  You need those Republicans you hate to hold off Second Amendment attacks.

            • gandi, you couldn’t be more wrong…but seeing how you take your name from a diaper wearing cow worshiper, nobody is going to confuse your ignorant rant with intelligent thought.

        • you can meet all the black people you want by just throwing a brick through a window and going on a looting spree?

        • AB, I see apes and other scum in my area all the time and it doesn’t cost me a dime, LOL!

          • Lol I was thinking the same thing how much is it for a ticket to the local zoo.

            • AB, my whole city is a zoo.

              • plenty of porch monkeys to observe in any drug ridden neighborhood. sort of one of those drive in zoos.

      3. they’ll fit right in w the rest of the critters.

      4. Zero chance, better chance to find another stray Obama type intelligence trained usurper who sells out the people in a heartbeat and drone murders to his hearts content. Plenty to pick from. I’m surprised the buildings in D.C. are not swamped over with leeches and localized plague. Hey it is!

        • Rellik, sorry I can’t see them as any improvement over the hildebitch but the snowflakes would definitely vote for them.

        • Aljamo, we don’t need anymore apes in the WH.

      5. Well – welcome Europe and/or Madonna-world folks. There was one Tania Derveaux in Belgium who offered bjs (who both did so “virtually” [yeah, just the same… right] and via an Asian girl Lin Chong doing a vid pantomime, an Italian actress named Paola Saulino who from what I heard actually tried and did keep her word on a ‘thank you’ tour, Madonna and her promise to do so if we’d all vote for Hillary….. Common denominator – liberal left. Funny isn’t it how those snowflakes who cry equal rights all are of the libtard political viewpoint?

      6. yep, MuriKa! hell yeah. Love the backdrop ~ F•cking Awesome.com ~ speaks volumes huh?

      7. I VOTE FOR T.C. WILLIAMS

      8. Free Gropes for every American! Woohoo!

        • I’ve never heard so much crap about who did this and who did that to this one and the other in my life. What a shithole this place has become. Ah well most likely I’ll be stuck here and be the last one to hit the light switch and pull the door to. Drats!

          • and the Bible says:

            Numbers 32:23 … behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.

      9. Good god. We’re officially done if we get another monkey in office.

      10. A POS black rapper and a porn star crackwhore? REALLY?

        • Brave,
          They look like an improvement over
          what the Democrats put up for the 2016
          election.

        • Oh hell yes buddy, he’ll be in “like Flynn”. The Universities will be pukin’ their graduates out the door and into life and they’ll be voting, their little bobble-heads wobbling all ’round with communist manifesto’s in their heads.

          • PO’d Patriot, LOL! Good one. And I can picture the snowflakes voting for those 2 POS.

      11. Mac, you are good for some laughs on occasion. I got some good laughs from this article.

      12. Yup,Braveheart,that is the best this republc can do.

      13. A porn star is an excellent choice! A whole slate of them would be something I would vote for. They couldn’t be any more devient than the current and previous occupants of the White House. Americans voted for a gay half black man and his tranny ‘wife’. They voted for a Southern horn dog who screwed every intern on capitol hill and his lesbian wife who hasn’t met a teen pussy she didn’t want to dine on.

        A President who not only sucks, they know how to suck!

      14. Imagine the debates between President Trump and candidate DeVille!

        He might threaten to grab her by the pussy. She might invite Coolio to join them on stage for a live broadcast threesome.

      15. PERFECT candidates for the amoral – and immoral – left

      16. yep and everyone will be drinking Brondo.

      17. Did you think the separating the wheat from the Tares would look different? Isn’t it obvious? Look up and rejoice?

      18. Where would the votes come from to put them in office? – the graveyards?

      19. I’d guess she’s gonna pull the popular votes out of her ass!

      20. Regardless of what type of issue facing the country as a whole, the best solution for Southerners is secession!

      21. Anyone remember the movie Idiocracy? Life imitating art.

      22. What a sad joke this country has become. Laughingstock of the planet.

      23. How about a clown? Why can’t we have a clown for president? Or would the government just be repeating itself for the past 36-years? How about a clown for president, and a porn star for vice president?

      24. Standing in front of a F*ckingAwesome.com banner has a tendency to make me not take you seriously at all.

      25. Just HANG those 2 clowns and call it a damn day already.

      26. I wanna see these two perform……

      27. Too many people knew nothing about CIA puppet insider Obama as he was catapulted into the top spot while his past was hidden. Proved you can’t trust a black man who poses as a politician anymore than you can trust the string of white criminal devils since 1980.

        • Anonymous, too many of the apes would have no problem seeing Obola come back.

      28. Aljamo, even with Obola out of the WH now he’s still paying someone a lot of money to keep all of his personal records sealed. He’s still active in Democrat Party politics helping other candidates. Dems just recently won two governorships in VA and NJ. They’re starting to make a comeback.

        • Obama is very useful to the Democrats and I expect he will fill the position of Bill Clinton when he is socially politically dethroned. Obamas paying no one. He is still a viable asset.

      29. If those are the choices(representing the Citizens), We Are Doomed.

      30. Really? Seems like the positions they could debate would be rather limited.

      31. Why not? It’s all a scam anyway.

      32. Even if they couldn’t win….the very fact that they could be held up as legitimate candidates (and get millions of votes) shows the horrible state this country is in.!!!!!

      33. Is this a JOKE!

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