It’s the Weekend: Time for Some Yo’ Momma Jokes

by | Jul 10, 2009 | Entertainment | 4 comments

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    I went back and forth with some old friends earlier today via email as we discussed the economy and other worldly events. I haven’t spoken to one of the guys for quite some time. He is one of the best Yo Mamma jokesters I have ever met, so I asked him to shoot me a joke of the day. Well, it turns out that everyone on the REPLY ALL list threw a joke in.

    Enjoy, Dear Readers, and have a great weekend. (P.S. — feel free to submit your own Yo Momma joke in the comments area).

    yo mama’s so fat she sells shade in the summer…

    Yo Mama so fat Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

    yo mom so fat she stopped at the curb and her belly jay-walked

    your mom is so fat when she gets in the bathtub her neighbors toilets overflow.

    This one from my lovely wife (it’s her favorite Yo Momma Joke): Yo Momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow, skittles pops out!

    Here’s a SHTF Plan exclusive: Yo momma so fat, Congress gave her her own Stimulus package!

    Good times…


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      1. She so fat, when you cut the bitch, she bleeeeeeed gravy

      2. Yo mama is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat…..

        when she wore high heels, she struck oil!

      3. the bitch is so fat she whistles bass…

      4. Yo momm’s breth smells so bad, they made her the poster child for Listerine.

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