Annihilator 2000: America’s Premier Total Security Unit

by | Dec 4, 2009 | Entertainment | 1 comment

It’s the dawn of a new generation of luxury personal weaponary.

A total security unit for survival, home and travel designed specifically for upper income urban survivalists.

A Close Up of the Annihilator 2000:

300px-annihlator_2000

Specifications:

CD Player, Microwave, fax machine, phone, night vision goggles, microprocessor, digital AM/FM radio, video recorder and more. It also has a few guns. From the looks of it, a side mounted M-16, and a ridiculously large barrel for firing God knows what; hopefully its a rocket; you never know when the verbal alarm and M-16 won’t be enough to scare away those dumb-ass robbers attacking your pad.

What can I say about this beautiful gun. It can devastate and and cook you dinner. In fact, if you happen to be stuck on a stake out and you need to report in, the phone is already there. Though, does this mean it’s a cell phone or do you have to plug in to a wall? Multitasking makes the Annihilator 2000 the most bad ass gun on this list. While your killing baddies, it’ll make popcorn and record the action, just so you can see how bad ass you were. Not to mention the phone and fax. Nothing says handling your business, while doing business.

Inflation is Running at 40-Year Highs!

Negative interest rates are taxing savers, creating food shortages, and making life miserable in the United States!

There's little time left before the REAL DISASTER occurs!

Download the Ultimate Reset Guide Now!

    Related Articles

    Comments

    1 Comment

    1. Rick Blaine

      Not bad.

      I’ve always been a big of fan of the BFG from Doom, myself.  By the way, that movie with The Rock wasn’t all THAT bad.  I’m not saying it was good…but I’ve seen much worse.

      This reminds me – someone needs to re-cut/edit those Brinks home security commercials by adding an NRA edge, if ya know what I mean.

      My vision – when the bad guy kicks in the door, the lady/girl instinctively, and with no hesitation whatsoever, reaches for a seemingly random spot within arms reach, regardless of where she is in the house (e.g., under a counter or table, into a plant pot, into a pillow case, etc.), and pulls out a pistol grip pump-action shotgun…a quick pump (CHCK-CHCK)…maybe says something along the lines “Wrong!” or “Hasta la vista, baby”…then…!!!

    Commenting Policy:

    Some comments on this web site are automatically moderated through our Spam protection systems. Please be patient if your comment isn’t immediately available. We’re not trying to censor you, the system just wants to make sure you’re not a robot posting random spam.

    This website thrives because of its community. While we support lively debates and understand that people get excited, frustrated or angry at times, we ask that the conversation remain civil. Racism, to include any religious affiliation, will not be tolerated on this site, including the disparagement of people in the comments section.