This article was originally published at Tess Pennington’s ReadyNutrition.com
Tess is the author of The Prepper’s Blueprint: How To Survive ANY Disaster
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house/ Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;/The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,/…
… but mom forgot to stuff them and now they’re bare.”
If you’re anything like me, you probably spent countless hours organizing your Christmas lists, reading product reviews, and way too much time decorating the packages so they look just right for Christmas Day only to realize – at the last minute – that you forgot the stocking stuffers.
Every parent can relate to this … right? Please don’t let me be the only one!
Now that it’s crunch time, if you are still looking for some stocking stuffers, look no further than these prepper-inspired gifts for your favorite loved ones.
10 Prepper-Inspired Stocking Stuffers For Your Favorite Prepper
1. Pocket Firestarter + Paracord Keychain
These premium quality small fire starters are lightweight, compact and the perfect pocket size. If you want to extend the handle of the fire starter you can screw off the lid and the scraper and attach the lid on the other side of the fire starter.
Included in the packaging is also a keychain made of 79” (2m) 550lb paracord. You can attach the fire starter to the keychain and carry them together as a pack or let the paracord hang with your keys or on your bag. The paracord itself is useful in all outdoor situations thanks to its enormous durability.
If you’ve been searching for camping storage ideas, this unique storage system provides you with infinite ways to stash your camping gear up high! Hang your bags or baskets of food to protect from critters, ants and other insects! Use it as a clothesline to drape your wet bathing suits, towels, and life jackets so they can air dry quickly! Or hang your pots, pans, and utensils to keep them off the ground!
You’ll find so many ways to make this storage strap useful to you! Use it horizontally between trees when you need the width for hanging larger items. Or wrap it around a tree so you can hang your stuff around the trunk. And, it works well to hang vertically from a tree or post!
3. UCO Stormproof Match Kit with Waterproof Case, 25 Stormproof Matches and 3 Strikers
Being able to reliably make a fire is vital for cooking, generating warmth, and in survival situations, making signal fires. UCO Stormproof Matches are perfect for camping, emergency kits, and should be part of every 10 Essentials checklist.
Stormproof Matches are windproof, waterproof, light up quickly and consistently in driving rain, heavy winds, and falling snow with a burn time of up to 15 seconds-plus they will relight after being submerged in water. Each kit includes 25 Stormproof Matches, 3 strikers, and a cotton ball inside a waterproof case that floats.
4. Solar Power Bank, USB Port, and 21LED Light Solar Power Bank Portable Battery Cellphone Charger
A power bank is a necessity when you are out of home since running out of battery is common. This product is especially suitable for camping, hiking, or for the traveler，With 3 USB ports available, there is ample space for multiple devices. Best of all, with 21 LED lights, this is an asset to have if there is a power failure.
5. GearLight LED Tactical Flashlight
This powerful and practical, general purpose flashlight is the perfect gift for a father, husband, wife, scout, or college student for any occasion. The tough, military-grade aluminum body makes it suitable for extreme conditions indoors or outdoors. You can count on it during storms, floods, power outages, earthquakes, and natural disasters.
Portable and small, this torch is convenient to pack in your bag, glove compartment, camping gear or survival kit. The flash and SOS functions are lifesavers when doing roadside repairs or signaling for help. Highly reliable and easy to use, it is the perfect flashlight to have while fishing, hiking, hunting, or exploring.
Set of six throwing knives!!! EASY ATTACHED ON YOUR LEG!!! Super sharp, double-edged blade. 440 Stainless Steel is used for a lifetime of target practice. These throwing knives will pierce straight through an aluminum can. They balance right after the end of the blade, giving precision and speed. Cutouts featured on the blade significantly improve the overall weight and balance. Attach a tassel to tune these knives to your throwing style. In addition, we will give you a nylon throwing knife sheath that can attach to your leg.
7. Sawyer Products Mini Water Filtration System
Weighing 2 ounces and fitting in the palm of your hand, the Sawyer MINI Water Filter provides 0.1 micron absolute filtration — removing 99.99999% of bacteria and 99.9999% of protozoa. The size, convenience, and performance of the Sawyer MINI make it perfect for everything from camping with the kids to traveling abroad where tap and bottle water cannot be trusted
Many of you know of the superior quality of KA-BAR Knives. Their spork is no different. The Tactical Spork, which is made from food and water approved Grammid, is equipped with a fork/spoon combo and has a 2.5″ plastic serrated knife in the handle. The knife is accessed by pulling the spork in opposite directions from each extreme end.
9. Solar Lantern and Collapsible Flashlight
Charge your phone or tablet, light your campsite, AND signal for help from rescue teams. An essential camping gear addition, the Pocket Light’s multi-mode settings (2 level bright and super-bright luminous light, SOS emergency signal, USB charging capabilities) make this camp lantern your new favorite survival gear. Compact and easy to carry, we’ve nicknamed it the Pocket Light because it fits in your pocket. It also clips to your tent for all night light, then solar charge the next day. Keep this rechargeable camping lantern with you in your camping gear and bug out bag to prepare for your next adventure!
The Cyalume SnapLight brings light to dark places. These heavy-duty light sticks aren’t some glow stick you pick up at a party store. SnapLight provides bright, reliable, 360-degree illumination for up to 12 hours. The green SnapLight is so bright it can be seen from up to a mile away – so you can rest assured knowing it will provide enough light for rooms, hallways, stairwells or your walk back to camp. SnapLight is waterproof, non-toxic and non-flammable. The light stick has a hook and gate top, for hanging, attaching or stringing the lights together.
If you still want some ideas, check out some of our previous posts on holiday gifts!
Ready Nutrition’s Top 2015 Picks for a Very Prepper Christmas
2016 Ultimate Christmas Shopping Guide For Preppers
Ready Nutrition Holiday 2017 Gift Guide
50 Awesome Stocking Stuffers Every Prepper Will Love
27 Last Minute Christmas Gifts For Your Favorite Prepper
Merry Christmas!
You can stuff my stocking with 99.9% gold Liberty coins.
Merry Christmas ??
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Save your cash My Peeps !!! After Christmas sales are going to blow your mind as retailers who have been overstocking move to liquidate their excess inventory:
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-12-21/fearing-tariff-escalation-retailers-pile-goods-unprecedented-pace
Ka-Ching !!! 🙂
Ya, good move but I will have to pony up a bunch of cash for GOD DAMM PROPERTY TAXES to pay for the local fookin kids shit!
I stuffed my own stocking with 20 silver rounds! And some ammo and mags lol.
DON’T BE A PUSSCAKE! GET THEM ONE OF THESE! No paperwork and a great starter!
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Stockings full of bumpstocks…
TIME FOR MY COLLECTION OF CHRISTMAS POEMS! 😛
Twas the night before christmas and all through the whitehouse
Evil bills were being passed by every zionist louse
Knowing that on the day no one would be there
They screwed over the people without any care
And when they were finished they brought out the small boys
And passed them around, their satanic toys
Then to what did their beady black eyes did appear
The US Militia all decked out in gear
With full auto fire they blasted away
Killed all the scumbags and saved the day
Then down to wall street to take out the trash
Burned them alive the worshipers of cash
Then on to the banks they marched in a line
Killed all the bastards then all was fine
The new found freedom it had a great feel
Who the hell said Santa Clause isn’t real! 🙂
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house
the smell of mash cookin drew out a mouse
it came and it sniffed the smell of good stuff
it chewed through the lid it was pretty tough
it dove in and swam in all the good grain
as he gulped down the goodness it went straight to his brain
his courage it became more than 10 fold
he thought cause Im small I still can be bold
he crawled out of the big plastic pail
his voice got real deep as he let out a wail
“come try to get me you stupid old cat”
“your geetin old and slow and so fat”
the cat heard the mouse and sneaked his ass near
then cornered the mouse with eyes full of fear
the cat said “you did what I never could do”
“get into the goods my hats off to you”
the mouse said “thank goodness your welcome my friend”
“we’ll drink till its dry until the end”
they both got their paws on a couple of straws
I guess as friends go they’re aren’t no laws
the rest of their lives were spent gettin drunk
the cat and the mouse now who woulda thunk?
TIME FOR MY COLLECTION OF CHRISTMAS POEMS! ?
Twas the night before christmas and all through the whitehouse
Evil bills were being passed by every sionist louse
Knowing that on the day no one would be there
They screwed over the people without any care
And when they were finished they brought out the small boys
And passed them around, their satanic toys
Then to what did their beady black eyes did appear
The US Militia all decked out in gear
With full auto fire they blasted away
Killed all the scumbags and saved the day
Then down to wall street to take out the trash
Burned them alive the worshipers of cash
Then on to the banks they marched in a line
Killed all the bastards then all was fine
The new found freedom it had a great feel
Who the hell said Santa Clause isn’t real! ?
Their makin a list
Their checkin it twice
Their gonna find out whos naughty or nice
Federal Claws is comin to town..
They see you when your sleeping
They see when your awake
They know if you been bad or good so shut up for goodness sake
You better not pout
You better not cry
Just do what your told and never ask why
Federal Claws is comin to town
The NSA is watching
The CIA is too
The FBI is on your trail
Now whatcha gonna do?
Oh you better not pout
You better not cry
Think of fighting back you better not try
Federal Claws is comin to town..
With facial recognition
And cell phone spying too
A database as big as hell
Has all the dirt on you
Oh you better not speak
You better not type
Orwell was completely right
Federal Claws is comin to town….
FEDERAL CLAWS IS COOMMMIINNNNGGG TOOO TOOOOWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!
Thank you people thank you! 🙂
Yep and some comms! 20 bux each for the dual band 5 watt programmables!
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Genius,
I read your post’s a couple of weeks back, and decided to pull the trigger on the Baofeng.
I’m charging the batteries now. 🙂
Will be getting some of the other goodies you pointed out.
To learn this skill, is my goal for 2019.
Will be taking the tech. test sometime after I’m comfortable with the radio. (already talked to the locals)
Also, I found a supply of salvage 18650 batteries, so I got me a charger and some new torches to play with.
Keep plugging away with the ideas. There are some of us who read and react. 😉
Y’all play nice, and I hope y’all remember, that “HE” is the reason for the season.
hillbilly, that’s great! My best friend was a ham and it was so cool the things he did. I don’t have a license I just use them for comms at the cabin (far away from town.) They have made the tech class a lot easier to get now with no morse code. I like the baofengs because they are affordable and have a ton of accessories. You can get a simplex repeater that plugs right into them and with the sma antenna jack you can use any antenna. I have outfitted pretty much everyone in the mountain valley with them. LOL I even got the fire chief one so he could tell us to respond! That has worked out so well it’s incredible. If we are out on the 4 wheelers we have comms alerting us of a fire! I’m glad to hear you looked into some of the security stuff too. I have spent YEARS trying to find what really worked well. Merry Christmas!
How about a King James Bible, Greek, Hebrew, Commentary, Dictionary, Cross Reference or an ap that does all of that and is likely free? Oh,I get it. You aren’t celebrating the nativity of Jesus Christ.
most of America just celebrates christmas
while
few celebrate CHRIST-mas
THE PERFECT GIFT! Save yourself/loved ones 100’s of thousands of dollars and save the earth at the same time! Protect the planet for the next 500 years! Spare the mass death of thousands of species that share this earth! Spare humanities health by lowering pollution too! Give out gift certificates for vasectomies and hystorectomy’s! No child support, No waste of finite precious resources, Much more currency to do what you really want, Cut down the death of the earth, Stop the madness of humanity and it’s suicidal greed, Let other species live, Put an end to the need for nuclear power, Put an end to resource wars, Give this place a little longer lifespan, If not then put your kids through the hell that awaits and make sure YOU blame YOURSELF! Because HELL is coming in spades if you don’t!
Take your own advice.
Of course there is silence…. because you know it is TRUE!
Just keep on shopping at amazon and walmart cuz it’s the cheapest (just like your life is). Plow through your daze hoping you can make ends meet. Don’t bother to think why we are where we are. Just keep grinding away hoping for a better future that will never come. The TV tells you what to think and how you should be. Like the ads in a magazine, you want it all. You spit out kids that do the same thing…. Want to live the dream. Well I have some bad news for you… YOUR FUCKING DREAMING! WAKE UP AND GET WITH REALITY! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF US ALL! IF YOUR GOING TO PROPAGATE THIS ULTIMATELY DESTRUCTIVE SPECIES THEN GOD DAMN PAY YOUR WAY! Oh your butthurt sorry. How mean of me to point out the truth……
Get the Douay translation, the first, best, and honest English translation.
I don’t celebrate any human. Especially one not bright enough to get away from people who wanted to nail him to a cross.
I don’t like store bought shit. Make me a railroad spike knife or a nice leather pouch or maybe a war club from a tree root. I like stuff like hand made stuff. Tactical spork really dumb.
I can only give you all some cheers and laughs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQmyDWc6arI
Safe enough for work. Worth it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FE1qpBcpTY
You would, too.
(Drinking, not the other thing…)
Brick of .22 long rifle ammo.
Yes, yes, yes:
By all means, buy more Chinese shit from Satan himself, Jeff Bezos.
Let us all enjoy our Deep State enslavement.
Yes the masses fund their own enslavement. I do not when absolutely avoidable. We are doomed by these bungringers but it still pisses me off they drag me down with them, grrrrrrr…
Lighters/magazines/spare parts kits for rifles/pistols/fishing lures/a cat& tourniquet/perhaps a whole IFAK kit/a small bottle of favorite drink/pound of coffee/heck,the list of little nice things for a gift is endless!
Now,get me a huge stocking and pack in it a mint 70’s 4×4 would be nice!
if can’t find a gift idea that works for you here, y’all better check yer pulse….
tuff box, gorilla box, 550 cord,gerber, surefire weapons light with switch, 4-part sleep systems, cold weather gear like parkas, Ponchos, bear coats, wool socks, longjohns, gen. III arctic type clothing. bulletproof vest, iba. iotv. mtv. ach. combat shirt, gas mask, filters. bladders. camelpack, armor, groin protector, mtv, throat protector.. gun accessories. backpack, first aid kit, desert boots, combat boots.. woobie blanket, tent, ilbe, level VII coat(urban grey). balaclava, fleece, survival knives. multi-tool, e-tool with cover. moleskin, 3/8 nylon rope, Ham radio, a small compressor and tire plugs. a bag full of cold weather gear like hats, scarrfs, gloves, bivy bags, for ALL members of your family, yaktraks, GOOD jumper cables, comealong.
Patriot Bob bought all the cool gear
From his couch he had little fear
He had camo this and camo that
He had XXXL because he’s so fat
He read all the fear porn and bought shit from the ads
The world will end soon good god and eeegads!
He had freeze dried water and freeze dried beer
For any day now the end would be here
With a pallet of chips and onion dip too
He was pretty sure he could make it through
His nails were chewed right down to the bone
What’s that I hear, I think it’s a drone
His pants were filled with a big mighty mess
He wondered how they got his address
A big heart attack took out the old slob
And so goes the story of patriot Bob…
hmmmmm……not sure if your message is for ME alone, but just in case…..i got at least one of every damn thing on that list, and a whole lot more…….fat? yup, i’m overweight, but i just turned over 5000 miles on my mountain bike today. took me 2 years to do that. i USE all this sh t on my boy scout outings(aint missed a campout in 2 years), 4wheeling forays, shooting, bikeriding, CERT training…..i will probly die along with the rest of you, but it won’t be because i give up easy. i plan on dyin’ like i came into this world……screamin’ and covered in blood. merry crissmuss to you, honyock, LOL.,,,,,oh, an if the shtf, i hope i’m wearin’ my BROWN pants!
BCOD, lol that wasn’t directed at you. Just seemed like a good spot to post it. You are probably one of the FEW people with more preps than me! You always have the best list.
thank you for the compliment…..it is much appreciated. and thanks to YOU for a lot of great contributions throughout the year. you are one of the reasons i keep coming back and posting.
Well,heading to the lands with no net connection for holiday,so,have a good Christmas all!As the classic Tull song says,”Christmas spirit is not what you drink!”Hopefully I will hang out with Jack Frost and the Hooded Crow for Christmas,to some a curse,to me,a blessing!Enjoy your lumps of coal you all!
WC, Please send a coal burning stove with the coal ok? Thou shalt appreciate it very much! Hell, I might even give you a gallon of me wheeeeeesky!
Bow & arrows for when you run out of bullets.
You must prepare. Here’s how to prepare your eternal soul for Heaven.
The Romans Road Map to Heaven, Or how to be forgiven of sin.
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Contemplating Christmas? And wondering if they had to kill Jesus , because the money changers security teams would not stop him from wiping out the money changers?
This post is such a great help! I’ve been longing to buy prepper-inspired gifts for my nephew. I guess he’s been wanting to have a throwing knife set all his life.
Ka-Bar Tactical Spork…
Set of six throwing (sporks)!!! EASY ATTACHED ON YOUR LEG!!! Super sharp, double-edged blade. 440 Stainless Steel is used for a lifetime of target practice. These throwing (sporks) will pierce straight through an aluminum can. They balance right after the end of the blade, giving precision and speed. Cutouts featured on the blade significantly improve the overall weight and balance. Attach a tassel to tune these (sporks) to your throwing style. In addition, we will give you a nylon throwing knife sheath that can attach to your leg.