We haven’t seen them yet, but it’s only a matter of time before reality TV picks up on this video from the NOAA and realizes how popular gulf seafood cooking specials with the world’s top chefs might become. Normally we’d opt for an olive oil butter sauce, but if Dr. Jane Lubchenco of the NOAA is to be believed, crude oil might be a viable substitute:

And not to worry, there’s no oil on the surface and that’s all that matters, right? If we had to make a decision between swimming off the coast of Spain or the Gulf of Mexico, we’d take the fam on a glitzy trip to Grand Isle Louisiana beaches – without question.

Of course, there are some residents of the gulf who simply will not understand that the oil is gone and the clean up is complete. We’ll chalk them up as either tea baggers or conspiracy theorists. Everyone knows that all of the econological, health and economic problems have simply been overblown by anonymous internet bloggers short selling BP stock:

 Hat tip Patriot Trading