For those preparing to attend Tea Party movements across the country to protest the tax trends which have taken hold of Washington and continue strangle hard working Americans, be prepared for counter-protesters from a new movement which aims to discredit the Tea Party:

WHO WE ARE: A nationwide network of Democrats, Republicans, and Independents who are all sick and tired of the loose affiliation of racists, homophones, and morons; who constitute the fake grass-roots movement which calls itself “The Tea Party.”

WHAT WE WANT: To dismantle and demolish the Tea Party by any non-violent means necessary.

HOW WE WILL SUCCEED: By infiltrating the Tea Party itself! In an effort to propagate their pre-existing propensity for paranoia and suspicion…We have already sat quietyly in their meetings, and observed their railles.

Whenever possible, we will act on behalf of the Tea Party in ways which exaggerate their least appealing qualities (misspelled protest signs, wild claims in TV interviews, etc.) to further distance them from mainstream America and damage the public’s opinion of them. We will also use the inside information that we have gained in order to disrupt and derail their plans.

Since the liberal left has yet to produce a single shred of evidence that a mainstream Tea Partier has used a racial slur or spat on a congressional representative, we suspect this is exactly the type of activity that the Crash the Tea Party movement will be engaging in during the protests.

As Andrew Breitbart pointed out when he offered a $100,000 cash reward to anyone who can produce evidence of such activity at past Tea Party movements, “the left has one trick that it will use again and again when its back is in the corner: shout racist in a crowded country.”

In a Washington Examiner opinion piece, Mark Tapscott says it best:

In other words, some on the Left in American politics are running a KGB-like “false flag” operation to discredit the Tea Party. They couldn’t sell the transparently nonsensical idea that Tea Partiers are just a bunch of racists, homophobes and morons, so the Crash the Party agents on the Left are infiltrating the Tea Party in order to pose as a bunch of racists, homophobes and morons.

We often like to make forecasts regarding a variety of different subjects, but today we’ll make a prediction: By Monday of next week, we will have the evidence of racism and homphobia that the mainstream media seeks in order to discredit the Tea Party.

Of course, it will be one Marx-lover screaming a racial slur, while another is pointing at them and calling him/her a Tea Party member. Those news outlets that strongly support the President and a democrat Congress will be all too eager to post the video and audio of such events without any sort of investigation as to who is responsible.

Actual incidents of racial slurs, however, such as speakers at Tea Parties being referred to as White Boy, will not be considered newsworthy.