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Creepy Joe Biden Vows To “Cure Cancer” If He’s Elected President

Mac Slavo
June 12th, 2019
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Democrats wild promises are getting a bit out of hand. Creepy Uncle Joe wants your vote and if you elect him as the next president, he promises to “cure cancer!”

So the newest promise from the infamous democrat “Gropey Joe” is that he can cure cancer if only you vote for him and give him the power and authority to rule over your life.

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According to Fox News, at a campaign event in Ottumwa, Iowa, Joe Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a “loss” of a family member and offered an attempt to comfort them saying, “‘I know how you feel'” when in reality they have “no idea how I feel,” which is likely in reference to the loss of his son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 from brain cancer. “That’s why I’ve worked so hard in my career to make sure that… I promise you if I’m elected president, you’re going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden declared.

Although plays on emotions work very well in the United States’ political landscape which is all but devoid of morality and logic, this one doesn’t seem to be taking Biden that far. Biden has been far too creepy for far too long to be able to pander to emotions, although his statement was welcomed with applause.

Don’t get us wrong, fighting cancer is a good cause, but vowing a cure if you vote for Creepy Uncle Joe is a wild promise even for a Democrat. In 2016, Biden headed the “Cancer Moonshot” program during the Obama administration in a renewed effort to find a cure for cancer. He also launched the Biden Cancer Initiative after leaving the office.

The Democratic frontrunner also took the time to take some shots at President Donald Trump (what a surprise) while campaigning in Iowa, calling him an “existential threat” to the country. In the meantime, we’ll leave you with this:

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Author: Mac Slavo
Date: June 12th, 2019
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  1. Clown World says:


    As best I can tell, you’re considered hopeless, if not durable enough to withstand the treatment.

  2. Anonymous says:

    So, if we elect Groper Cleveland as prez, “he” will cure cancer, and if we don’t FU!

    Dems are EVIL people.

    • Walter says:

      There has been cancer therapies that puts cancer into remission since the 1980s. Laetrile, PolyMVA, Salicinium, Bendzzole Family Antiparasites, The scientist from Equadar that was arrested in Equador and put in Prison in florida, Venus Fly trap extracts.

  3. Wojo says:

    Left over from the Obama years of parting the seas, you can keep your doctor, and you will see a reduction of $2500 in your medical expenses…. I know there is more…lets hear it from the clan!

  4. Can someone tell me how the hell illegals from Congo got to our border? And does Trump have a plan of finding all these illegals scattered around the country who have not shown for their hearing,to deport them? As it now stands,I’m staying home on Election Day. F#@ this shit! Plop

  5. The Deplorable Renegade says:

    What has Joe been smoking? We need a cure for libturds and all their crap.

    • durangokidd says:

      In other news, real news, Zero Hedge has a great article documenting what I have been telling this community for months; that the increase in the Trade Deficit post TRUMP TARIFFS was an attempt by wholesalers & retailers to take advantage of the PAUSE and load up with stock while the Chinese appeared to be negotiating in good faith. They weren’t.


      I can’t wait until the Chinese crawl back on their hands & knees begging TRUMP to lift the TARIFFS, willing to sign the deal they originally negotiated. Better yet, they don’t and the house of cards they call an economy crashes under massive debt and leverage. Then 500 million Chinese take to the streets !!! LMFAO !!! 🙂

    • Clown World says:

      Is he smoking the cure for cancer?

      (While we think of so many nuances, Joe just wants to smell someone’s hair.)

  6. rellik says:

    If you live long enough, you WILL die from a cancer.
    We are bombarded by Radiation constantly, Gamma
    particles, you cannot hide from. They affect your cellular DNA and bad cells will develop. Eventually your immune system cannot keep up, since cancer is your own body, not something foreign.
    You can live the cleanest life possible, fat free, exercise, no
    drugs, everything organic, but eventually you are going to die.
    Physically we are Mammals. I won’t go into religious stuff here as that is a bag of worms, but, we are not designed to live forever as we physically are made, our bodies will fail eventually.

  7. “Cure Cancer”
    Is that any harder than MAGA? Cuz, ya know, they ALL lie to get elected.

  8. “We”?
    Who is “we”?

    Philanthropic organizations like The American Cancer Society?
    Alternative Medicine?

    It is not really that someone needs to find a cure. It’s just that someone needs to stop suppressing the cures that are already known.

    We know that Cancer loves sugar. Just by consuming less sugar in ones diet reduces one’s risk of “getting” Cancer.

    We know that eating chemicals and living in a chemical environment of toxic cleaners increases your risk for Cancer.

    Eating apricot seeds is a cure according to many scientists. Laitrile is not the only way people have been able to get rid of Cancer. Fasting, rest, meditation, juicing, coffee cleanses, and other more sophisticated medical alternatives have worked.

    It is not clear what Biden meant by his comment.


  9. Kevin2 says:

    Say It Ain’t So Joe, had a rocket scientist military idea shortly after the US committed military action in Afghanistan. He stated that the US should go, “Manno to manno” because we appear like high tech bullies. Sent the guys up in a bayonet charge paying with blood and leave the GPS bomb that the taxpayer paid dearly for back at the base. WTF? That is Commander In Chief material?

  10. 🇺🇸⭐️⭐️🇺🇸 An indicted felon Avenutty, endorses Biden. Tells all you all need to know about Biden. Birds of a feather flock together. Catch up with me on youtube. Editorial page: http://freesites.ourchurch.com/a/AncientHebrewScriptures/?page_id=96

  11. Clown World says:

    Cloud Atlas: Doctor Poisoning Adam Ewing

    A good thing, the capable, black hero made him vomit.

  12. jakartaman says:

    If he wants to cure something that’s near impossible
    Try curing liberal lunacy – 50% of this nation is affected and it hits the young hardest

  13. Anonymous says:

    He’ll cure himself…?

  14. Get Real says:

    I think creepy Joe is a pedophile. My opinion. Nothing like a pedophile for president. An elderly, crazy one at that.

    As far as curing cancer, there’s already a cure. Big Pharma has suppressed the cure and doesn’t want it released because cancer is BIG money. $52 billion dollars towards research and 40 years later and still no cure. Please. They don’t want us to know. He’s so full of shit. He should just retire and slither away or crawl back under his rock.

  15. Nailbanger says:

    Another reason why they are called dummocraps
    Dummer than a bag o hammers

  16. Actual what the fuck!?! I spent almost 7 years in a coma and wake up to ‘man king/savior’ ??? Creepy Joe Biden will ALWAYS be creepy.

    What the hell happened to you SHTFPLAN? Back in the day, this is what you used to be prior to you selling out. https://web.archive.org/web/20120104034130/http://www.shtfplan.com/

    Nothing but money making schemes, ads and Trump-ish man king worship. I don’t suppose you’ll accept my comment but please contact me privately so we can discuss exactly how you’ve soul doubt.


    • Lotsa comments back then and very few of those posters are on here anymore. About the only prediction from back then that came true was the one from Rich99 who said there would be no collapse for at least 5-10 years. He still has a couple years left on that one. I think most posters realized he was right and stopped wasting their time and moved on. A couple of us didn’t. We still waste our time.

  17. Bilge Pump McCoy says:

    These people have no shame. They say the most outrageous things and their brain dead followers cheer and clap like little trained monkeys. We are not dealing with low information voters. We are dealing with mental defectives the likes of which the world has never seen.

  18. how bout curing the common cold or arthritis. None of them are getting cured, too much money in big Pharma,hospitals,doctors and medicine in general. With what we ingest and come in contact with on a daily basis I’m surprised any of us are still here(cough).

  19. aljamo says:

    Biden is barf bag material. Another election coming that changes nothing for the common people.

  20. stillplayinginthemud says:

    I am sure UNC REX Hospital will cancel the new multi million dollar cancer hospital when they hear this news!!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Hey! Elect me. As president, I’ll not only cure cancer, but will give everybody a new BMW, two chickens in every pot, a government provided boyfriend/girlfriend, a million dollars in cash, big bag of weed, free cosmetic surgery, and an 8 hour work week, and that is just for starters.