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“We On The Scene Of This B***h… That’s The Owner Drunk As A Motherf****r” – Citizen Journalist Gives Hilarious Report During Local House Fire

Mac Slavo
December 9th, 2017
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Citizen journalist Rhoda Young came upon the scene of a house fire and went live via Facebook to provide a news report about the tense situation as fire trucks roared into action.

Though tragic for the individual who owned the home and happened to be watching the fire while drinking a six pack from across the street, Young explained to viewers what was happening, going so far as to even suggest to firefighters she knew how the blaze started.

The owner of the house was upstairs when the fire started.

Doing my investigation, I have now discovered his motherf*****g hair was on fire, and his pants is burned off his d**n leg.

So he was right there when the fire started, and he got a six pack of godd**n PBR.

So now I gotta figure out how he start that fire.

Once again, that’s the owner drunk as a motherf****r.

The owner was subsequently arrested, reportedly because law enforcement officials believe he purposely set the fire.

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Date: December 9th, 2017

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  1. Dean says:

    Well the NYT had a couple of articles with Venezuela updates. People running out of gas and using firewood now for cooking. How senior citizens are surviving. Maybe some useful ideas?

    I apologize sincerely for referencing the NYTimes but its apears more useful than this….

  2. Heartless says:

    Duh bee nuffin I kin says.

  3. rednek101 says:

    Ya know…some peoples toolboxes are suited for journalism. Others not so much. Given I was laughing for the whole vid, I think this girl should shoot for the stars and go for a comedian gig. It seems that a comedian career would be a good match for her toolbox/skills.

  4. Kay123 says:

    Judging from her language she seems to have gotten
    a proper Californiya English Edumacation. /s off…

    Honestly, it seems those fires are very suspicious. People with
    too much debt, people who can’t find buyers.
    Then there are the terrorists, who use fire as a tool to
    get even with someone, or some group of people,
    as well as the hate groups and anti-Americans.

    Stop those people from entering this country and these problems will
    be few and far between.
    Evil Bammy Obutthole unleashed a whole nation full of communists,
    criminals, haters and killers upon us and through chain migration they are bringing
    millions more migrant terrorists. This needs to stop NOW!
    This is insanity….full scale damnation on us, and a planned take over of this country.

  5. PO'd Patriot says:

    I turned it off after about three seconds into her screaming like a Howler primate.

  6. Nels says:

    I just left a message basically saying that her command of the English language is faulty. That if she wishes to use curse words and slang words in her descriptors, and incorrectly abusing usage of verbage, then she is limiting her audience. My opinion is that she is using verbage accustom to her normal dialect and inflections, which is local, not widely accepted.

  7. Sgt. Dale says:

    I bet she be paid fo this port. LOL!!!


  8. Magpie says:

    That poor man. Losing your home just before Christmas and having this imbecile screeching like a banshee in his ear. It’s bad enough watching your house burn to the ground, but fair dinkum, he won’t forget her in a hurry. This man and his family need our prayers.

  9. CiddyBoy says:

    She will probably be working at CNN soon.

  10. Comanche says:

    She be like one a dem MSNBC baboons dat do da nitely news.

  11. Mescalerowarrior says:

    She is, allegedly, a complete moron.

  12. Mescalerowarrior says:

    She is, allegedly, a complete moron. Allegedly.

  13. Sheepdog M109 shooter says:

    Highly recommend this lady to go to work got CBS, CNN, MBC and ABC immediately. She displays the utmost professionalism and expertise required of an outstanding journalist. Unlike most of her colleagues she will not throw the BS at you. She will be an asset to the news as she leaves no stones unturned nor does she fail to call a turd a turd or an M/EFR a M/EFR.

  14. Borodino says:

    Love that beautiful set o’teeth !

  15. Truth says:

    I must have missed the humorous part…

  16. Mescalerowarrior says:

    She is, allegedly, a complete tard. Allegedly.

  17. Mescalerowarrior says:

    She is, allegedly, illiterate. An illiterate journalist. Hahaha. Allegedly.

  18. horn blower says:

    Anyone know what country she is from because I couldn’t place the accent.

  19. PoPo0939 says:

    “House was fully engorged” Love that!

  20. I could only understand about ten percent of what she was screaming.

  21. Sean says:

    Don’t forget you’re a lady!

  22. not so sure says:

    This is REAL news. If local news reporting was like this, I would start watching again. I couldn’t stop laughing. This is great!!!

  23. not me says:

    Fake news? How can dis b fake news? The m***** F**** house on fire! Dat aint fake! D m***** F**** house on fire!

  24. Sean says:

    “In the future, everyone will be world famous for fifteen minutes” – Andy Warhol, 1968

  25. baby new year says:

    Knew it was a nigette before I saw the picture.

  26. Fire Marshall Bill says:

    The next Brian Williams

  27. Anonymous says:

    Try turning on closed captioning.


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