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  • Clarocet for Kids

    Little Hitler: Experts Claim Adolf Had a Micro Penis: “Could Account For His Deep-Seated Fury”

    Mac Slavo
    February 23rd, 2016
    Comments (122)
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    hitler1(To say Hitler was a bit angry is an understatement. Now we may know why.)

    It appears that historians may have finally figured out why Adolf Hitler was so incredibly angry and had to attack his perceived enemies with a multi-million strong military at the first sign of being challenged.

    In their book Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, the authors note that the leader of the Third Reich had two genital abnormalities:

    ‘Hitler himself is believed to have had two forms of genital abnormality: an undescended testicle and a rare condition called penile hypospadias in which the urethra opens on the under side of the penis.’

    The two conditions would go a long way to explaining why the tyrant had a fear of being seen naked and could account for his deep-seated fury.

    His personal doctor Theodor Morell, a qualified urologist, is also believed to have noted Hitler’s hypospadias.

    He is also understood to have given him hormones, amphetamines and cocaine in a bid to boost his sex drive with partner Eva Braun.

    In December, researchers from the University of Erlangen say they had found documents that appeared to back up the claim that Hitler only had one testicle, long considered a myth.

    Source: Daily Mail

    hitler3(I vant you to tell everyvon. It is zis big!)

    It was apparently common knowledge that Hitler was missing a testicle and during the war the allies came up with a marching song making fun of Little Hitler:

    For decades it was alleged that Hitler had lost his testicle at the battle of the Somme during the First World War. 

    The lyrics go: ‘Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

    A micro penis measures somewhere in the area of 1.2 inches and about one in 200 men reportedly suffer from the condition globally. Given the size, it may make sex awkward and difficult, which may explain why Hitler’s contemporaries report that he had an almost non-existent sex life:

    People who knew Hitler also noticed he was not into sex with his mistress, Eva Braun.

    Nazi architect, Albert Speer, who was tasked with designing his leader massive buildings, said after the war that it was very noticeable.

    He said: “By no means would I describe Adolf Hitler as sexually normal in his relationships with women.

    “In the case of Eva Braun in particular, it seems clear to me that aside from occasional passionate episodes there was no sexual activity at all for long periods of time.”

    The adage that when men go to war they are really just trying to prove whose penis is bigger may well come into play here and it may explain why Hitler just had to have a bigger rocket than everyone else:


    It makes us wonder, with all the wars being fought around the globe, is it possible that a much higher percentage of world leaders have a smaller-than-average penis size versus the general male population?

    Also Read:

    Eyewitness to Hitler Warns: “Keep Your Guns and Buy More Guns”

    Yes, Hitler and Stalin Did Take The Guns

    The Surprising Parallell Between Modern Germany and Pre-Hitler Germany

    All Aboard the Auschwitz Express: “People Don’t Want to Believe It”

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    1. HBOMB says:

      One nut Adolf…..

        • eppe says:

          Bad joke:

          Who’s the best Jewish cook?


          • slingshot says:


            What is the difference between a jew and a pizza?

            Pizza don’t scream when you put it in the oven.

            Really bad joke.

          • Mike in VA says:


            That was horrible. lol

          • Braveheart1776 says:

            Eppe, ROFLMAO! Even your ‘bad’ joke makes my day.

          • john stiner says:

            I don’t know any little dick jokes, but here are 100 “my dick so big” jokes….

            1. My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
            2. My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it.
            3. My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
            4. My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
            5. My dick is so big, when I get hard my ey brows get pulled down to my neck.
            6. My dick is so big, you’re standing on it.
            7. My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
            8. My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president
            9. My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
            10. My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick’s people will call your people. Let’s have lunch with my dick.
            11. My dick is so big, I’m already ****ing a girl tomorrow.
            12. My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
            13. My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.14. My dick is so big, it lives next door.
            15. My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third 16. My dick is so big, it votes.
            17. My dick is a better dresser than I am.
            18. My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
            19. My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
            20. My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
            21. My dick runs the 440 in fifteen seconds.
            22. My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
            23. No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
            24. My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
            25. My dick contributed $50,000 to the Democratic National Committee.
            26. My dick was once the ambassador to China.
            27. My dick is so big, it’s gone condo.
            28. My dick hit 370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
            29. My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn’t want a bigger dick than he was on the team.
            30. My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
            3 I. It’s so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn’t get wet.
            32. My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I’ wasn’t so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing my- sel£
            33. My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
            34. My dick is so big, it has feet.
            35. My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
            36. My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me oft:
            37. My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
            38. My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
            39. My dick is so big, it has investors.
            40. My dick is so big, it seats six.
            41. My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring. 42. My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
            43. My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
            44. My dick is so big, it has an opening act.
            45. My dick is so big I can **** an elevator shaft.
            46. My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
            47. My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
            48. My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
            49. My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
            50. My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
            51. If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.
            52. My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
            53. My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
            54. My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
            55. My dick is so big that we’re all a part of it, and it’s all a part of us.
            56. My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
            57. My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick.
            58. My dick is so big, you can’t blow me without a ladder.
            59. My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
            60. My dick is so big, you can ski down it.
            61. My dick is so big, it has an elbow.
            62. My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
            63. My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
            64. My dick is so big, that right now it’s in the other room fixing us drinks.
            65. My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
            66. My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
            67. My dick is so big there’s a sneaker named “Air My Dick.”
            68. My dick is so big, I’m its bitch.
            69. My dick is so big, it’s against the law to **** me without protective headgear.
            70. My dick is so big, I could **** a tuba.
            71. My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
            72. My dick is so big, it has its own gravity.
            73. NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
            74. My dick is so big, it’s impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
            75. The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
            76. My dick is so big, it has a spine.
            77. My dick is so big, it has a basement.
            78. My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
            79. My dick is more muscular than I am.
            80. My dick is S9 big it has cable.
            81. My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
            82. My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
            83. My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
            84. My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
            85. My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into t town for free.
            86. My dick is so big, I can braid it.
            87. My dick is so big, that when it’s Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it’s Central Mountain Time at my balls.
            88. My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, l white, and blue and used it as a flag.
            89. My dick is so big, I can sit on it.
            90. My dick is so big, it can chew gum.
            91. My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the ” summertime.
            92. My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand there and argue with the doorman.
            93. My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
            94. My dick is so big, it won’t return Spielberg’s calls.
            95. My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
            96. My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
            97. My dick has better credit than I do.
            98. My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
            99. My dick is so big, it was once overthrown by a military coup. It’s now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
            100. My dick is so big it has casters.

          • buttcrackofdoom says:

            you KNOW the germans set the world record for the most people in a vw at one time….it was 48….two germans in the front, two germans in the back, and 44 jews in the ashtray.

        • Braveheart1776 says:

          Mac, in a way maybe I shouldn’t be laughing, but I have to say this is one of the funniest articles I’ve ever seen here. I’ve had a rough day, but I come home and find this article and I’m ROFLMAO! Mac, thanks. You made my day with this article.

        • Braveheart1776 says:

          Mac, ROFLMAO! In a way maybe I shouldn’t laugh, but I had a rough day at work and seeing this article made my day. This is one of your most interesting and humorous articles ever. try to bring more humor on occasion if possible. We can all use a good laugh now the way things are going.

      • PO'd Patriot says:

        King Tut the half nut?

      • Cellar Spider says:

        OFF TOPIC:

        BEN CARSON ON GRETA CARLSON AT 7:23 Tuesday Night EST just talked about the Bureau of Land Management and why the federal government owns so much land.


      • Acid Etch says:

        The German people were starving and destitute when Hitler came to power.

        Hitler rose Germany up from the ashes.

        I’d say that makes him an honorary bigdick like me.

        • Jim in Va. says:

          acid; Just an honorary dick period.

        • john lance says:

          Also, the Jews had complete control of the banking system and as a matter of fact, they controlled the whole economy. Just the like Yellen , a Jew , along with the rest of the Jews that control the U.S economy. The German people were starving like you said. Hitlers’ main platform was, he would straighten the mess out. He gave the Jews an opportunity to leave. Some of the greedy ones stayed behind. Of course he made lamp shades out of as many as he could. The U.S is going down the same path. It probably would take someone like Hitler to straighten our mess out. The American people are finally waking up. I honestly believe a revolution is coming to America. The sooner the better.

        • watching and waiting says:

          In 1929, during the American Depression, The US Government called in all its foreign debts which destroyed Germany. Unemployment rose to 6 million.
          In 1930, The German government cut unemployment pay, government programs and wages. Upset a whole bunch of people who joined the communist party, but rich people supported Hitler and Hitler and the Nazi party seized the moment.

          Hitler rose out of chaos. Remember that point. They gave him the reigns to save the country from alleged threats, some of which were viable.

        • Braveheart1776 says:

          Acid, uh, what do you know about Hitler’s ‘family jewels’? Oh, and you’re a dickhead anyway.

    2. PO'd Patriot says:

      Seriously??? The world is on the precipice and we’re having articles about a dead psychopath’s pecker length? Infuckingcredible!

      • TnAndy says:

        I’d have to agree. You hurting for material, Mac ?

      • PO'd Patriot says:

        OK, ok,ok,ok. I damn near spit Gentleman Jack on my screen. That would have seriously PO’d me but I got my laughter under control.

        • PO'd Patriot says:

          To be honest I just gaped at the headlines, didn’t even begin the article…

          • PO'd Patriot says:

            Ah well, frig it, I’ll play/I’m in. The worlds seems to be going to hell in a hand basket. Misewell laugh beats cryin’ hands down.

            • I just found this one interesting is all and thought I’d share it. We do need a little humor every so often. I know this is a serious medical condition that affects millions of men worldwide, so apologies for being insensitive in that respect.

              We carry a lot of pretty negative news on here, so I thought I’d change it up a little 🙂



              • Dave in idaho says:

                Mac. if you need more material, why not repost pics of Moochelle’s “package”. Before its News has all kinds of pics and article proving Moochelle was actually Micheal Franklin and has a c@ck.

              • Braveheart1776 says:

                Mac, once again I do appreciate the effort at humor and yes we all need it right now. I know you mean the best in the world and I don’t believe you were insensitive.

              • anonymous5 says:

                I’m pretty sure that Obama is afflicted with the same problem.

                Would go a long way toward explaining his massive ego.

                He’s compensating.

              • Karl V. says:

                Perhaps men can utilize their penchant for dick pix once this new system is in place!


                “um…. sorry, Mr Hitler — your payment has been declined… you don’t seem to have an adequate, uh, ‘balance’….”


                (I have to confess that I’m still trying to guess the six-letter word beginning with B and ending with R that was redacted from the marching song)

            • Warchild Dammit! says:

              PO,no need to get hung up on the article and be a prick,yea,in big picture doesn’t count but good things come in small packages,no need to be a ball buster!Relax,let it all hang out!


            • Braveheart1776 says:

              PO’d Patriot, I’ll admit this is a bit unusual for Mac, but I still appreciate the humor with everything going on right now. Humor on occasion does keep me from going insane.

              • passinwiththewind says:

                You said that right Brave.

                There are massive amounts of artillery, machinery, and troops being staged in the middle east to kick off ww3 into full escalation. We as shtf preppers can’t do anything about something that has been foretold for thousands of years, so why sit around all the time and fret.

                Have a little humor where you can find it at this time, because there will not be much to laugh about when the carcasses start piling up.
                As a lady friend of ours said the other day, about dating one of my best friends a year or so ago; “it was all fun until we had sex and it was all i could do to keep from laughing, as he had a short pencil dick and was cursed with premature ejaculation……every damn time”.

                I told her it is a good thing you two didn’t marry. Cause, it would be like a slow death from a thousand tiny pricks.
                We had a good laugh about it.

      • Mike in VA says:


        It is good to laugh every now and then. We all know how serious things are right now. I don’t think it is a bad thing to throw in an occasional funny article.
        When you think about it you know for sure our current president has the same problem.

    3. 11Bravo says:

      Are there not more pressing issues globaly at the moment?

      • PO'd Patriot says:

        Yes 11Bravo there will always be that. Your response was just what I thought of initially. But then I thought of the humor of what Mac put up and I couldn’t help but laugh. I still haven’t read the article and probably won’t need to. The humor I got from the title was enough.

      • There are indeed and we’ll continue to post relevant reports, news and commentary — just a little something different here is all… These ‘leaders’ of ours have a lot of hidden motivations And fears and I think this Hitler report highlights that.



      • buttcrackofdoom says:

        no, there AREN’T any more important issues….that we haven’t HEARD about yet.

    4. incognito says:

      Blessed to be chill, laxed, laid-back and not looking for a fight lol.

    5. Mike says:

      I guess means Obama has a little dick. Hitler was way smarter. So, Obama ‘s must be smaller.

    6. Sean says:

      Except Lyndon Johnson supposedly had a very huge penis. And he led America deep into a pointless, losing war.

    7. Warchild Dammit! says:

      Well,not sure wether he was well endowed or not,but,shows what happens when you think with your dick!I can’t tell you(or am at least willing to)tell you how many dumb things I have done due to being,well,pussy whipped and thinking with me dick!

    8. Houston/Cypress/Katy/Shtf says:

      I don’t believe this story because I source told me that Angela Merkel of Germany is Hitler’s daughter.. Her real name is Angela Hitler. If he has such problems it. Also no sense, a trait that most dangerous aggressive men have in common is a high testosterone level a.d that they eat frequently, which is body Builders know for a fact increase testosterone vels from frequent consumption of protein every 3 hrs.. no one can talk like that in public start wars, convince others around him to invade countries, kill jess and has a 1,.2 dick,, and does not have sex.. total bullsh..t. Sorry I am not buying the micro dick findings he probably had a small dick and two balls and that alone can cause problems.. Hitler not having sex is impossible..he didn’t start wars because he was jealous of men with large dicks..he own German men in Germany had bigger dicks than him and this is BS info to attack the furher..Merkel brought in Muslims in to her country to rape women and then let then go Scott free.. Hitler has a dick and had children, let’s be real folks. I am not backing up the asshole but let’s get real..Thank God I was not born like that, I would be pissed..



      Dicks are for chick’s, silly faggots.

    9. slingshot says:

      Whistle while you work.
      Hitler is a jerk.
      Mussolini bit his weenie.
      Now it doesn’t work.

    10. Filthy McNasty says:

      So all neocons have tiny penis syndrome. That explains why they blew up
      the World Trade Centers and led us into perpetual war. It may explain it?
      It doesn’t justify it. They should be hunted down like Nazi war criminals.

    11. milanolarry says:

      No wonder I am such a peace loving person. 🙂

    12. Warchild Dammit! says:

      It is articles like this that allow me to keep”abreast” of all things prepping,am glad to say Warchild has things,um….,hmmmmmm….”well in hand!”

    13. slingshot says:

      Waiting for the skinheads to show up. LOL

    14. watching and waiting says:

      Hitler’s penis had nothing to do with his conduct. Hitler was possessed probably by a powerful demonic power. When did it occur, exactly unknown but perhaps early in his life, somewhere he had an encounter. Look at his demeanor in his speeches, some of his photos. Look at his eyes. It is a known fact that The Nazi’s themselves were heavy into Occult Worship of entities.

      There is a well known female actor who says each time she gets on stage, another spirit takes over?

      The movie, Raiders of The Lost Ark was not a total fiction. The Nazi’s looked for artifacts that had power, supernatural power.
      If you look for something hard enough, you will find it.

      In case you all have not heard, Hitler is becoming popular again in Europe in some circles. Perhaps Merkel is creating the
      situation that a clone of her Daddy can make an appearance.

      If anything else, Hitler was nearly pure evil and it his rumored he escaped to South America and died an old age.
      The body, a double. Always wondered why the Russians denied the west the opportunity to examine the body.

      Keep an open mind, please.

    15. Mike in VA says:


      The story has to be a total lie. If it were true I would want to go to war with the world myself. lol

      If it were any smaller it would be a pimple on my butt. lol

    16. Hillary has the same problem.

    17. grandee says:

      guess this article was for the guys.

      cause i’m so uninterested.

    18. Sgt. Dale says:

      A girl told me one time she had rather be tickled that tortured.

    19. Mike in VA says:

      Mine might not be big. It is the cutest little thing you have ever seen though.

    20. And the Propaganda continues, when the reality is…
      Who gives a shit!!!

    21. Plan twice, prep once says:

      It isn’t the size of the sea, but the motion of the ocean!

    22. southside says:

      geez,this site has sunk real low. now we’re hearing ’bout the size of hitlers penis (sigh)How about stuff relating to preps?

      • buttcrackofdoom says:

        go to the archives and spend an hour or two………………………………………….you can have aaaalll the preppin’ stuff you can HANDLE!…no need to thank me.

    23. Anonymous says:

      Psychologically disturbed individuals are also disturbed in the sexual arena and that’s a fact.

    24. Mavrik says:

      First time post. Been reading articles on this website for years now. This one was hilarious. Not true but Hilarious none the less. A nice distraction from the Evil that is heading our way at break neck speed.

    25. Asshat says:

      hey don’t bust my ball. Who cares about this stuf anyway hitler was the man and got rid of useless eaters. We need someone like him running shit. Some people are just useless. If you had cows that didn’t produce milk what are you gonna do with them just keep wasting food water and barn space for them to give you nothing. No theyd be butchered and eaten gonna get something out of them. People are the same way. They need to be exterminated if they have nothing to offer. See we have been brainwashed to be compassionate and have bleeding hearts for every hard luck case. Gotta get rid of useless bums. he stacked them like cordwood. He had one big nut.

    26. Kulafarmer says:

      Really scraping bottom

    27. Mountain time says:

      That does it…I’m selling all my guns. The bigger the cheaper. Long rifles are free.

    28. HBOMB says:

      Nothing wrong with a “Little” levity….

    29. B from CA says:

      Hitler was the leader of a Country and the only man with the balls to put the Banksters behind bars, print money, and stand up for his own people. We in America could use a man like that. So enough with the demonization of this poor bastard.

    30. Mike in VA says:

      Come on people. It is great to laugh at times. How about this for a prep. When the shit does hit the fan we all will need humor. Humor when times are tough and you feel miserable is great. I have used it for moral.
      It truly is a useful prep.

    31. Mike in VA says:

      Before I make this comment. There are 69 comments. What the hell does this mean.

    32. Borodino says:

      This article is not funny at all. Penile hypospadias is a defect that occurs once in 200 – 250 male births, and I find that rather horrifying. As far as Angela Merkel being somehow related to Hitler, that’s absolute bullshit.

    33. Houston/Cypress/Katy/Shtf says:

      Just had breakfast.. from preps to dick size. How the hell did we even get to this fact dred lock dicks will be the biggest threat to women post shtf.. so we all need to get ready for this pending collapse of war, environmental destruction, and of course bad men with dicks. Some of then may find they parts getting severed off from No.4 steel shot when they come to my area..One dude who was hunting told me about and accident shooting were a red neck got his entire leg severed off by no4 steel shoot..dred lock need be forwarned.., because your dicks will get shredded if you con to my area..let run and get my ass to work however long this will last before I start getting my as chewed about all I do is read that site. I will talk to you dicks later.



    34. Anonymous says:

      That article pretty much goes along with the rest of the crap they put on here. This sites a joke.

    35. Anonymous says:

      They’ll have to post another OMG the sky’s falling article to make up for it lol.

    36. slingshot says:

      What a difference a day makes.

    37. boyo says:

      Didn’t he say in one of his speeches, ” I’m a grower, not a show-er” ?

    38. John Taurus says:

      Hitler was a genius. He and the German people knew that the Zionist Jews were evil, devils demons. Look what these Zionist Jews have done to Europe with immigration. White women cannot even walk down the streets in their country without the fear of being raped by immigrants. The same thing is happening in the United States, a country that has been destroyed by these Devils Demons. The population of the world is being reduced. These “Make war by deception” demons want to kill off the population and it will be done by race war, world war, starvation, and disease.

      • Frank Thoughts says:

        Hitler was an economic and political genius. He completely revived Germany after the Weimar collapse, restoring Germany as the most scientifically, technologically and militarily sophisticated country in the world at that time. In fact, America’s prosperity post-WWII was basically down to stealing all of Hitler’s ideas and technologies.

        Politically, Hitler was a prolific innovator, breaking new ground in how a modern society is organized. He achieved a great deal for a guy who was basically an average talented artist, veteran and from a humble background.

        I doubt his penis was that small. He also must have chased Eva because she was a beauty (check her out in a bathing suit). He also loved nothing better than basking in the adoration of 18-year-old blonde women who were athletic and sun-tanned. That is not the behavior of a guy who is indifferent to chicks. Just saying…

    39. john lance says:

      Speaking of penises , when I was young , we were so poor that when I woke up on Christmas morning , if I didn’t have a hard on I didn’t have anything to play with. Daddy caught me once and he went out and beat the shit out of Santa Clause for leaving me such a little present.

    40. The jews can never get over the fact that Hitler kicked their asses and this never ending spiel and crap every year about Hitler and the nazis

    41. Hard Justice says:

      Thumbs up!

      “I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

      So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

      ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

      Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

      ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

      She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

      I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

      She fainted.”

    42. Plan twice, prep once says:

      Only in America can a citizen buy a Walther PPK, the gun that Hitler shot himself in the head with. You can take it to the range and shoot at targets of Hitler and laugh your ass off because you are an an American, and nazis are dead. Die Nazi, die.

    43. Hitler’s penis dilemma… Well, Mac, from looking over the comments, I’d say you really opened a can of ‘worms’ here, lol.

    44. anonymous says:

      “None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

      Americans mutilate the dicks of their own children in tribute to the jewish parasites sucking the life blood of their nation but ridicule a great man who gave his life attempting to free all of humanity from jewish tyranny.

      Americans are hopelessly enslaved by the jewish power structure and their false narratives. Americans will never be free until they throw off the chains of their jewish slave masters.

    45. Papacopod says:

      maybe this explains why black men are so Violent because most have huge Penises so they feel superior to other races gives them needed attitude to be that have small penises most of the time keep low profile stay off radar don,t start trouble,anyway size of your Penis don,t make you less of more of man anything past 5 inches is waste for show thicker is much better for woman birth canal one 5 inches long so were will extra go anyway

    46. Rockmanr says:

      This story should have ended in the round file folks. Maybe in WWII it would have been circulated but come on stop being foolish Its rubbish. Recall that at one time the world trembled at Germanies scowl. Uncle Adi beat the Red Front in street fighting he won the Iron Cross 2nd class and first class in WWI for bravery It was rare for a common soldier to get the First class. Stop being simple minded about things Feb 28 1933 Adi took office as chancellor of Germany by election The anniversary probably prompted this drose

    47. Talmuddy says:

      “…Adolf had a micro penis…”

      He was Jewish after all.
      Makes sense.
      DEEP STATE Rothschild Agent.

      Look up: “DNA Analysis of Hitler”
      See what you find.
      Use duckduckgo or startpage search engines.

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