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Hilarious Video: Brothers Convince Drugged Little Sister Of Zombie Apocalypse

Mac Slavo
April 12th, 2016
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In what may be the funniest video you see today, two brothers and their mother played a pretty hilarious practical joke on their little sister.

The sister had her wisdom teeth pulled and after the surgery she was a bit out of it.

Not letting a good opportunity go to waste, the brothers conspired to convince their sister that a viral infection was spreading across the city, complete with a fake emergency message from the CDC.

Once convinced that it was happening, the sister was asked to make some split second, life-saving decisions that included deciding between taking the dog or the cat, whether they needed Funfetti or chocolate, and if Mexico was the best place to bug out.

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  1. angry beaver says:

    THAT WAS MEAN lol funny as hell

  2. You dumb fucks; is there an adult on duty here?

    • You don’t like the funny video?

      I thought it was a nice little break from the daily madness…

      • laeagle says:

        MAC,

        Perhaps it was on the 1st of April? It was hilarious! It kind of demonstrates where our priorities lie under those conditions. The girl got it right about the funfetti vs chocolate cake. We all need more humor and fun-loving laughter, it is one of the best medicines, maybe not for the girl at first but she will be laughing about that video for years, if not the rest of her life.

      • Braveheart1776 says:

        Mac, that wf character sounds like a sour grape. Anyway, I enjoyed the video and yes it’s a nice break from the daily madness. At least the girl had the good sense to mention guns and a knife. BTW, when I was a kid, if I’d pulled a prank like that on my sister, Dad would’ve made my ass as red as a Chinese flag.

      • WhoWTFKnows... says:

        It was a funny sibling teasing, however, in all honesty it was a good Drill for some unknown reason to Bug Out in Minutes. So there is a learning lesson here, to have your BOB stuff all located and packed ahead of time, and ready to load, and a list. That part is NO Joke. Brilliant Video, esp the Taped News Cast.. To create authenticity.

        Will you waste time, pondering over abandoning your remaining Preps,to possible never see again? How many rifles can you pack in your Vehicle? Which ones will you have to leave behind?

        I built a sand bag box to fill sand bags, built it out of a free pallet sitting on a curb. And a traffic cone tilled upside down and mounted, to funnel the sand into the bags with a hook on the side to hold the bags in place while I was filling them. 1/3rd cubic feet of sand weighs from 720 to 1125 Lbs. The Bag I got was 1/3 yard, and it filled up 15 sand bags, which each weighed about 50 Lbs. each so my 1/3rd yard of sand load, weighed about 750 Lbs.

        I need a dump truck load. lol

        ~WWTI…

        • buttcrackofdoom says:

          here’s a list I made for my boy scout troop recently of things to have when
          I go out of town for more than a day…
          boy scout manual…there’s some GREAT information in there!
          water
          food
          plates/ eating utensils…(mess kit)
          backpack
          boots
          bivy cover/sleep syst………….. sleeping bag good for 0*…-30 degree
          military sleep systems can be had for around 75$
          fire starter
          knives
          T/P
          compass
          clothes
          thermals
          toothbrush/soap
          matches
          mattress pad/cot/bed
          cooking oil
          chair
          granola bars
          poncho/raincoat/goretex(best)
          coats/cold weather bag w/hats scarfs gloves longjohns, shemagh
          tent
          flashlights

          optional stuff…………………………………..
          550 cord
          dutch oven
          camera
          firewood
          firstaid book
          mutitool
          e-tool(shovel)
          extra glasses
          tarps
          hatchet

          adult
          stuff…………………………………………….
          jumper cables and brillo pad(fire starter)
          sawyer mini filter
          batteries
          magnifying glass
          painkillers/antibiotics
          maps
          clorox
          tool bag
          sandpaper
          file
          hammer
          vicegrips
          digging bar
          tow strap and chain
          IFAK
          food

      • WhoWTFKnows... says:

        I came out of the Orthodontist Apt when I was 15, and My dad and sister were parked next to my sisters car, which I drove out there. I didn’t even have a license to drive yet, but since it was raining I did not want to ride my bike in the rain. They were all supposed to be out of town but came home early. Saw the car gone and my Apt on the calendar. Well when I came out, My dad said get in the car, and my sister drove her car home. He did not say a word to me while riding home. I know by his look. But he let me drive the vehicles out at the farm during that time, so I knew how to drive, and my older sister would let me drive on back country roads when 15 in that car. That was an OOPS moment. No harm.

        ~WWTI.. Good Ol’ Days. ha.

    • Nubmaeme says:

      Mom was in on it too!

    • “You dumb fucks; is there an adult on duty here?”

      ANSWER: NO

      Obviously you are lost, and have entered a Forum in which you personally have no use for.

      Please take the appropriate exit, and go fist yourself!

    • Viking says:

      The voices. Telling you to kill yourself. Listen.

    • Braveheart1776 says:

      Wf, don’t like it here? Then move along, sonny.

  3. 2isone says:

    Cute bunch of kids.

  4. Satori says:

    too funny
    her brothers are gonna pay for that !

    and even drugged up
    that girl had it together
    garden hoe ?
    WTF?

    she wanted guns and a knife !

  5. Satori says:

    things that make you go hmmmm

    Planet Nine may or may not exist – the evidence for its existence is incomplete

    h ttps://theextinctionprotocol.wordpress.com/2016/04/12/planet-nine-may-or-may-not-exist-the-evidence-for-its-existence-is-incomplete/

    • “Planet Nine may or may not exist – the evidence for its existence is incomplete”

      Imagine my (absence of) shock!!!

      Lack of evidence – existence incomplete = more imaginary, fabricated, human story-telling.

      • Satori says:

        sorry FTW
        there IS some scientific evidence that indeed a planet 9 does exist
        read the article again

        • Satori –

          An actual quote from the article you posted up.

          “They also factored in the fact that we’ve not actually laid eyes on the planet.”

          These people ADMIT – did not actually lay eyes on “said” planet – FACT

          Basically that short article talks about a giant energy[gas] mass. Nothing scientific there … but plenty of speculation.

          The Theories I have read, as to why people can’t see Nibiru/Planet 9 …etc.

          1. it’s hiding behind the Sun
          2. it is hiding below the Earth
          [Wow – this Planet has a mind of it’s own]

          Speculating or Assuming such a thing can be detrimental to one’s health. Even if a “giant rogue planet” was going to collide or disrupt our Planet.

          As people, what can we do to prepare for such a cataclysmic event?

          Short Answer: absolutely nothing

  6. TheGuy says:

    They turned it off right before she threw the cat at one of their faces and shoved that (whatever that thing was) up the other’s ass. I’ve little doubt.

    The screeching would have been epic. Oh the amazing shit fit we missed there.

  7. The Saint says:

    Always go with chocolate!

  8. grandee says:

    Poor thing. It was hard for her brain cells to process all that.

    I would’ve taken the dog.

  9. anon says:

    Good Triage.

    The dog is dying, take the cat.

  10. That is not funny.

    When in pain and under drugs, the subconscious mind continues to record. All it takes is a stimulus to evoke a stimulus response which later can result in panic attacks.

    But I’m sure these boys don’t have a medical degree and can’t be expected to act like adults since they have the limited brains of teenagers.

    The mother, however, should be held to a higher standard.

    I hope this was acting and that nobody was subjected to any real mind fucking.
    Roger and out.

    • angry beaver says:

      Come on now sometimes a good prank is just a good prank.
      They didn’t give her any real weapons she was half way still thinking questioning garden tools over weapons she was with her family. If your big brothers can’t pick on you then who ?
      Obviously she don’t like that poor dog probably bite her at some point lol

  11. angry beaver says:

    OFF TOPIC
    Can anyone tell me step by step in detail how to re-season a cast iron fry pan 10″ it was my grandmothers grew up eating out of it just recently my ex thought it needed washing out came the steel wool. Now its just fooked. Can anyone help?

  12. beerwhisperer says:

    I have tears running down my cheeks. This is going out to friends. I have not laughed this hard since my (then) teenage son, peed in his sister’s perfume bottle. Try keepinig a straight face while parenting that one.

  13. Barn Cat says:

    Cruelty isn’t funny.

  14. Feisty Old Broad says:

    Off Topic but I found it interesting. I had this email about ted cruz in my inbox. Not having signed up on the cruz website, I found this interesting. WHY would any email regarding cruz be sent by “romney for President Inc.”???
    And is romney for President Inc. really incorporated?? This is just something which makes you scratch your head and say Why?

    “PAID FOR BY CRUZ FOR PRESIDENT
    http://www.tedcruz.org
    Copyright © 2016 All Rights Reserved | Privacy Policy

    This email was sent by: Romney for President Inc., 500 Cummings Center, Suite 4400, Beverly, MA 01915.”

  15. Satori says:

    ’60 MINUTES’: Lawmakers Say Redacted Pages Of 9/11 Report Show Saudi Official Met Hijackers In LA

    ht tp://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/04/11/60-minutes-lawmakers-say-redacted-pages-of-911-report-shows-saudi-official-met-hijackers-in-la/

    why did Bush and Obama both protect terrorists
    and the murderers of thousands of American citizens ?

    oh yeah
    right
    sorry
    stupid question

    • Redacted—Schmeedacted…

      Unless those 28 redacted pages explain how 3 buildings collapse at free fall speed (especially when one [WTC 7] was never hit)then it is just a psy-op.

      9-11 was an inside job. You will never be told the truth by a .gov that considers you to be the enemy and exists to fulfill and expand itself and it’s pensioned “crew” by stealing from the non .gov producers.

      9-11 has been incorporated into the state control mechanisms from the CEO down to the local militarized police.

      Were those “dancing” Amish or Irish? I forget.

      I hate to beat a dead horse, but I’m holding a stick and the carcass is laying right in front of me.

    • WhoWTFKnows... says:

      The Failure to Kill Bin Laden when they had a chance early in the war, and The Invasion of Iraq was the turning Point, that this was all just a false flag scam. To control the Middle East, when the majority of the Hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. No Plane debris at the Pentagon the place where $2 Trillion was missing, and that accounting dept was blown up on 9-11, erasing the theft.

      Or Oklahoma City Bombing incident, that also found traces of demolition in the back part of the building. Gee why was that placed there on that day?

      Terrorism is an Illusion of the Mind, the Boogy Man to scramble your mind into fear. And watch the stoopid sheep run to seek safety in the wolves den.

      ~WWTI…

  16. Arby5 says:

    She owes them some SERIOUS Payback !

  17. Sgt. Dale says:

    Thanks MAC!!!
    We need to laugh now and then. and I did laugh.
    That looks like a Big brother to me. We my Brother and I plaid jokes on our little sister to. It is what big brothers do.

    She was smart enough to know she need a weapon to defend herself.

    Like my sister she has gotten us back, and this little girl will do the same some day.

    Again Thanks MAC!
    Sgt.

  18. Philosopher says:

    Lame. I hope she pees in the family orange juice and gets their reaction on video after telling them.

  19. rellik says:

    I feel for this woman!
    I had my Wisdom teeth pulled by
    Military dentists. Minimal drugs
    as they cost too much.Generally they do
    one side at a time so you can eat after
    they hack you up.

    On my last extraction, I threw a #250 man
    against the wall when he hit a nerve that
    had not been deadened quite yet.
    I’m not a big guy, only 6 foot, #200.
    As he got up he suggested to the dentist
    “I was a patient that should be sedated”.
    The dentist ignored that advice, got on my chest
    and ripped my last wisdom teeth out as two
    really big people held me down.
    I drove myself home.
    I’m surprised that this girl did
    not beat her brothers senseless
    once she got better. My sister
    owns a .357 and she would have shot me,
    If I pulled that crap.

    Funny, but with my family it may
    have been a little more serious.

  20. e3mrk says:

    When I felt better Theos two would be Toast.

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  22. It seems the U.S., Isreal, and Saudi Arabia have been funding ISIL/ISIS. Follow the money.

  23. jelly bean says:

    That isn’t funny screwing with people like that especially right after surgery. Not cool, not funny.

  24. eppe says:

    Wow, planners.
    Thanks Mac for injecting humor.
    This earth needs more laughter.
    Moar jokes.
    Life is a journey.
    You never know when your time is up, so live life to it’s fullness if possible.

    Be well all…

  25. Satori says:

    Prepper TIp of the Day

    DIY Ceramic Water Filter Kits, Revisited

    ht tp://www.motherearthnews.com/diy/diy-ceramic-water-filters-revisited-zbcz1604.aspx

  26. charlie2dogs says:

    and this is supposed to be funny if that was my son i would kick his ass, this is just dumb punk shit.

  27. Damn..that was great. “How is you Spanish? I can say PANTS.” LOL

  28. Mark says:

    Excellent video. It was a laugh out load video but I did feel sorry for the sister. When the brother put a rake in the car the sister started to panic. That is classic along with giving her the extended tongs to fight the zombies. Very good. This what big brothers do.

  29. Did someone say jokes?

    “What’s the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in a bath?

    The woman in church has hope in her soul.”

    You can finish it. Feel free to change the gender.

  30. logicrazy says:

    Save the CAT! Lol

  31. sound awake says:

    should we go to costco first?

    no its going to be a blood bath in there…

    a line which will live forever

  32. JMPI66 says:

    Hi there! New to this site Love it. This video had my rolling. I do feel sorry for the dog, though, being that I love all 7 of my “kiddos”. The kid was smart though, get the guns, knives, cake. Avoid Costco it would be a bloodbath. I can say “pants” in Spanish. Classic.

  33. Gwen says:

    Loved the video. It was hilarious, great prank. Feel sorry for the dog, though, kid is smart, get guns, knives, cake. I can say “pants” in Spanish. Classic

  34. MelikeCoorsNumnum says:

    Loved the video. It was hilarious, great prank. Feel sorry for the dog, though, kid is smart, get guns, knives, cake. I can say “pants” in Spanish. Classic

  35. CW&S says:

    I meant to set your world on fire. I didn’t mean to set the world on fire. I let the cities burn, now were all alone, I’ve come to grips. I thank the Lord each day for the apocalypse.